The Big Boss AKA the Manatee

The Big Boss otherwise known as the Manatee is literally the strongest person on the planet. He can also scare anyone and is as fast as a fast car, so I'll leave the rest of it to your imagination. Also he can have you fed to bees. Nobody knows how he does it. Also hates commies.

"Hey, you don't want to mess with The Big Boss AKA the Manatee, or you'll end up fed to the bees"

"ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE MANATEE, YOU SHOULDN'T CAUSE HE'S AS FAST AS A FAST CAR"

by My Posses on Broadway February 28, 2014

Your Manatee

The misheard version of the word humanity often heard in songs.

More money on defence fuck hospitals
Fuck human beings, fuck your manatee.
-Everybody knows shit's fucked
Stephen Paul Taylor

by Czech Matter July 26, 2020

Celestial Manatee

a god-like manatee protecting Earth from space with his delicious, chocolate-flavored cum

May the Celestial Manatee bless you with riches and cummies.

by Nekmeat December 4, 2017

Flopped the manatee

when someone really messes up/makes a huge mistake

“Wow, he really flopped the manatee when he didn’t stop to ask for directions.”

by wplemony October 22, 2023

manatee

The remnants of a good tub and rub, floating around in the water like its gentle name-sake

Dude, I'm a little disturbed by all the manatees in your tub

by Sleezybeans January 14, 2017

Manatee

1. The common name denoting a fully aquatic, dark grey creature that is largely herbivorous. Manatees can weigh up to 1,000 lbs and have an average lifespan of upwards of 60 years (in the wild). Manatees use their paddle-tails and flippers to navigate through the water. They are very gentle creatures and often exhibit friendly behavior around humans.

Manatees are also known as sea cows. They belong in the genus Trichechus, which contains three surviving species.
Threats that beset manatees include pollution, irresponsible fishing, and climate change, all of which are deleterious to their habitat and means of recourse.

1. Snooty—who unfortunately passed away in 2017, two days after his 69th birthday—was the world's oldest manatee.

by Mikishi June 8, 2021

Manateed

To make something late or slow. To delay without apparent reason.

“I was manateed by 2 hours. The turnover was nonexistent.”

by Jbabs December 11, 2021