Mald

To be so mad you bald, like instead of telling someone to "stay mad" just say "Mald"

John: DUDE! WHAT THE HELL! YOU'RE HACKING!
Mark: Mald

by pedudant March 6, 2022

Malded

The feeling of wasting someone’s time, even though you aren’t.

"I feel malded right now, am I wasting time?"
Or
"They felt mald, they were concerned of wasting others time"

by Ralsei <3 November 12, 2021

Malding

Noah Bowlds

Noah is "malding" as always

by Zeke50 December 4, 2023

Malding

The definition of Malding is simply Royal/Dylan

That person is Malding

by TailwindEagle October 10, 2020

Malding

The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.

The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.

"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"

by Sacculish July 2, 2021

Mald

Mald is when someone sucks at a game and gets so mad that they start to pull their hair out and go bald while simultaneously punching holes in their walls.

In short, someone being shat on in a game that they are dog shit at and raging

qqb11ar: You been coming back trying to kill me and every time you try you die for the last 15 mins
Mech: He's Mald
Leave: Says the angle that was arguing about us using the ladders to escape you, that's literally their purpose.
Chrispy (The Owner): THAT'S THEIR PURPOSE?!
Leave: well on my that the

by qqb11ar May 8, 2022

Mald

Someone who is an asshole to their friends, particularly who is mad and bad. Also refers to someone who is mad and bald, but that is the literal definition and not the used definition

Look at him, he’s fuming to the brim! He must be malding right now

by gigantyczny czad May 3, 2022