mald

when a burger ass nigga is mad balding

1: Ngl yous malding
2: What.?
1: Mad balding.

by band man. February 8, 2022

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malding

verb
the process of going mad and balding.

bro, anatomy has got me super stressed. i think i'm malding.

by surgtech2022 October 5, 2021

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Pre-Malding

When your girlfriend malds at you before you even do anything wrong

you: hey
her: what the fuck is wrong with you why are you acting like that
you: woman why u Pre-Malding like that i ain’t even do nun

by MaldMaster69 October 19, 2021

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Mald is a combination of words mad and bald. Being mald/malding is a situation when you're so unnaturally mad it, figuratively speaking, makes you lose hair to a point where you become bald. It's usually used on the internet, especially on Twitch and in gamer communities.

- For older people, I'd compare it to common folk saying: "Stress makes your hair grey"

Some studies showed a link between hair loss or being bald and anger issues so it's also used when a regular bald person is normally angry.

I hate this fucking RNG... it's making me mald!

by You sure bro? September 17, 2021

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