maia is the sweetest, smartest, most creative person you will ever meet. maia will always be there to make your day better because of her caring, hilarious, and all around awesome personality. maia is the only person you can rely on to be sensible in a tough situation, and she’s also gorg <3
guy: “damn, maia seems like such a cool girl.”
girl: “she is, and you will never be good enough for her 😡”
girl: “she is, and you will never be good enough for her 😡”
by I<3scaffolding April 25, 2024

Maia Moss Salomon is a very kind person. She is outgoing but has a very bad temper. She is a good friend. Sometimes.
by Broward123person October 28, 2021

Maia Beaumont is a sexy mother f- er who knows how to party! She never forgets she is gorgeous and can end your life quicker then you can say anything bad about her!
by Mlb237 November 3, 2020

by AlabamaRock December 1, 2018

A girl who is characterised by her oversized stomach and although they may sometimes eat healthy food like fruit, baked oats, sliced bananas etc. They eat it in such high proportions it's regarded as unhealthy. They do have an uneasing attraction to fatt foods, a Maia often has the unusual feat of sensing food over a mile away. They love eating fatty food and calling other people aids boys and other offensive terms.
by Squiggly7894 November 14, 2023

People who are named Maia may look like a normal person but they are actually extreme Perfectionists, they will bully and steal stuff from none perfectionists. Because of them being so perfect they don't understand what its like to get anything lower than a A++, they will get questions right on tests even when the teachers don't know the answer themselves.
If you ever meet someone named Maia, get ready to be bullied and have your life ruined forever.
If you ever meet someone named Maia, get ready to be bullied and have your life ruined forever.
David - "Yo, Maia got a 100% on the History test yesterday".
Derek - "WTF! HOW! The teacher didn't even go over 4 of the questions that were on the test"
David - "she a perfectionist all right"
Derek - "WTF! HOW! The teacher didn't even go over 4 of the questions that were on the test"
David - "she a perfectionist all right"
by honudave04 November 28, 2021

Loves the outsiders. Says all the things everyone’s afraid to say. Maia’s usually have pretty long brown hair and greenish eyes. She is very beautiful and is not afraid to tell you that. She can come off as rude but she’s actually just joking. She loves Brooklyn 99 and has the personality of Rosa Diaz and Gina Linneti. She is a very loyal friend and will forever be by your side and will literally kill anyone who hurts you. She is very artsy and loves jewelry, painting, and is very stylish. She is very talented and has a great taste in music. Guy obsessed and will ask you to get a random guys Instagram when you’re at the beach. She is so amazing and will murder you if you steal her tic tacs. She is very swag. We love Maia. We will worship Maia. We are. MAIA.
by Ksnshsusnjskejsvve July 14, 2021
