Scoopsy Magee

When you catch a family member naked and you develop a hardon

I caught my mother naked and i developed a Scoopsy Magee

by The Wiggle October 1, 2021

asscrack magee

some one that is a huge ass hole and is annoying the shit out of you

Ben: ass crabs is when there is crabs eating ur shit.
Sean: i was gonna eat dinner u asscrack magee

by Ben Hartling December 23, 2008

assy magee

Someone who is undesirable, to be around or communcate with. Heavily resembling an ass possibly crunchy, stenchy, or even shit covered.

I claim this as my own.

.....Ant then we have assy magee over there who needs to through himself of a cliff, and soon.

by Captain Awesome February 26, 2005

White Mage

Wielder of White Magic. Uses healing powers to strenghten and heal allies. Also can use magic to harm the undead. In Final Fantasy, it is one of the most important jobs. Generally a woman. In FFXI, this job is usually left to the Tarutaru. If you play this job, you can be spammed for continuous cures by the dead people you pass. Also the job class with the weakest defense.

Deadguy: raise me!
WhiteMage: Why?
Deadguy: cuz youre a white mage! it's ur job!
WhiteMage: *casts magic*
Deadguy: Yes!!!!!11! Woot!!!
Goblin hits WhiteMage for 1425 points of damage.
WhiteMage falls to the ground.
Deadguy: u suck.

by Mattacon July 24, 2008

mage rage

"Mage Rage" is the Mage's ability to totally dominate any other class in World of Warcraft. Mages really are the best.

Spectator: "Woot, did you see that? Jargonaut unleashed his Mage Rage and totally pwned Voidpointer's ass!"

by Jasonator September 11, 2005

Toaster Mage

1) Likes toasted computers
2) Likes PIE
3) Likes randomness
4) Likes Spam programs
5) Naturally lazy
6) Hate's physical activity of any kind (who doesn't)
7) Has annoyingly Curly Hair
8) Invents days (eg Unhappy error 404 day 04/04/05)
9) Does not own a toaster
10) Uses the phrase "I see..." too much on msn

Someone says "Hello"
Toasty says "I see..."

by Fomar0153 April 5, 2005

Green Mage

A Final Fantasy Class; a magician that render enimies weak to certain skills and allies stronger to them, but also have some skill with fighting. according to final fantasy, the main weapon they use is maces with no real explanation why. according to some, they are a weak and/or useless class, because power-ups and power-downs have little effect in battle.

Dude 1: Man i got wasted on ff online last night....

Dude 2: how did that happen?

Dude 1: green mage..... he like got rid of my power-ups and mashed me to shreds...

Dude 2: POWER-UPS ARE USELESS ANYWAY!!!!!

by Lord Rhyno August 2, 2008