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magdalina

Is a girl with really long curly hair that laughs at the weirdest things. Her laughter consists of snorting and giggles. She's tall curvy and beautiful.With thighs that could kill a man
Guy one : what's that sound??
Guy two : That's just Magdalina laughing.
by Lila Catastrophe November 26, 2015
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Magan

Pronounced MAY-gan.

A girl's name, Usually spelled M-A-G-A-N (yes in all caps, better get that shit right-right now) and the (MAAY) part is said with a set of balls in the south. If you can't empathize the (MAAY) and you accidentally say (MEH-gan) get ready to stare into the eyes of Satan himself, a 52 minute lecture about how you better say her name right and possibly a jaw slap if you continueto say it wrong! Magans are usually blonde, big booty-ed, blue eyed sweethearts but also have a redneck side thay will stomp your ass AND your daddys ass! They uaually have a "maw-maw" somewhere in the family and an attitude and mouth fitting to their name... MAGAN.
*Side note on the rare breed Magan- they usually have a best friend that will walk barefoot on hot coals before they let anyone or anything come close to hurting their valued "magan" so tread VERY carefully!
-Wow did you see that Megan, I thought they didn't exist anymore!

-Omg... you can't say its name like that or you'll get us all killed, its "MAGAN" now approach it slowly and offer her some southern fried chicken wings with ranch and it won't rip your head off!
by billy staples September 27, 2019
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Maganja

You are wearing the same maganja as mine
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Magdalena

The best mom that could EVER HAS EXISTED. She loves her kids to DEATH. She is super caring and loving. Not just to herself but to everyone she meets. She is SUPER pretty. BEAUTIFUL. She does everything is her power to make her kids happy and anything to make sure they feel loved. She is super fun. She always takes her kids on adventures. She also cooks food and bakes yummy food too. She makes so many sacrifices for her family and I know that takes a toll on people but since she is a super hero she powers through EACH AND EVERY TIME. When she is sick she still goes to work and goes out to get food for her kids but that’s because she is a super hero. She is also super athletic and active. She even takes her kids on walks. Anything anyone can think of she can do. She tells her kids they can do anything they put their mind to. Playing truth or dare with her is really fun. Something I think we should do a lot more. She is also pretty funny. What makes her funny is that she usually starts laughing before she finishes her joke. She is the only one laughing and once she is done everyone else starts laughing. Not because of the joke but because of her. I love her A ABSOLUTE BUTT LOAD TON. EVEN THOUGH SHE LOVES ME MORE. I can’t wait for our next walk, talk, or mother-daughter time.
Love you 😘😉
I just wrote it and I didn’t proofread😅
Magdalena ( I had to have the word I am defining) ‘lol’
by Kale248 January 15, 2021
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MAGANAZI

A combination of MAGA and NAZI. A MAGANAZI is a person who is pro fascism and desires to eliminate those who are different from themselves. They use the exact same rhetoric as the NAZI party.
MAGANAZIs are threatening to overthrow our Democracy.
by Lucifina Nightinger October 21, 2022
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Mary Magdalen Fetish

The irrational fixation to hook up/ have sex with women who have been passed around more than the Communion cup at X-Mass Midnight Mass.

Fulfilling this act often gives the fetishist the illusion that he is a "God Among Women" and false self confidence & neurotic pride. When in all reality, he just fucks whores, an act anyone can do, given that whores are easy. Thus, making him Douchlord & not a "God Among Women."
Girl 1: "Ugh, why does he think he so cool all of a sudden"

Girl 2: "he's not, he's just got a big head & Mary Magdalen Fetish."
by Ginger Foxcreek October 12, 2011
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Cro Magnan

by Glass of juice October 16, 2019
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