maddowed

The Rachel Maddow equivalent of the Colbert Bump. When a website is mentioned on MSNBC's The Rachel Maddow Show and the resulting influx of traffic causes the website to crash.

Oh, man, I have to call my hosting company -- I just got maddowed and my site went down.

by kingsare September 3, 2009

Richard Maddock

Someone with a subway-sized foot long schlong. Has inserted his schlong into many females and is often payed money by trophy wives to give them the service their husbands are incapable of providing. Occasionally referred to as 'Mad Dog', due to his unique characteristic for warping into a dog, getting really mad at people he doesn't like, and mauling them to death. He is also often referred to as 'Richardo Madjokovic', in comparison to the World Number 1 Novak Djokovic, however this is often viewed as an injustice to his tennis playing abilities. Richard was also raised in the hood and regularly slanged dope. He lives the thug life to this day and constantly fucks bitches and makes money. His favourite rap artist of all time is Tupac, who is 99.99% likely to be his father after DNA tests were conducted by Stephen Hawking in 2010. According to many close friends and family, Richard has inherited his father's rapping talents and is predicted to unleash his unique skills onto the American hip-hop scene within weeks. There is much speculation that his debut album will be titled 'His eyez on me' as a testimony to his father's life and career. There have been reports that Mad Dog has been dating Victoria's Secret models, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima, at the same time. He is also believed to have fathered Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's child, North-West, although he claims he had no say in the naming of the child.

- Oh my god, I had sex with this guy last night. It was amazing. It was like a 5/10 on the Mad Dog scale.
- Eminem: my main inspiration was Tupac, however his love child with Biggie Smalls' wife, Richard Maddock, is my hero. That guy is venemous on the mike. His rhymes are potent and I can honestly say that he has made women cum in their pants through simply whispering in their ears.

by Tupacisthegreatestrapperever69 October 16, 2013

self made boss

This word mean that you yourself control your own action

Charlie forgot that he was a self made boss that he doesn't response to foolish people

by Kushwalker May 14, 2018

who died and made you boss

Sarcastic response to somebody assuming a position of authority that they do not possess.

A: The request has to be fulfilled until tomorrow.
B: Geez, who died and made you boss?

by funurbanfrontfont March 24, 2018

Madelaine

A beautiful female with stunning eyes and long eyelashes. Loves to laugh and snuggle. Full of love and affection yet feisty and headstrong. A born leader...nobody pushes a Madelaine around!

a) I'm tired of being pushed around! I need to be more Madelaine!
b) I couldn't stop staring at her Madelaine eyes!

by tigger70 February 5, 2010

MadBob

Proper Noun: An all-purpose pseudonym regardless of age/gender used to express an all encompassing feeling of rage or injustice, often in a comically puerile fashion. In formal missives, the full title is used - MadBob McCunt.

To whom it may concern, I have been waiting here for over three hours for you to return and empty your washing from the tumble dryer. I therefore took it upon myself to do it for you, and I hope it is still all present and correct in the basket under this note. Love MadBob McCunt.
P.S. I wanked in your pillowcases.

by MadBob May 21, 2007

You Made The Sandwich

"You Made The Sandwich" is a callback to the popular subway meme in which someone makes their sandwich at subway and doesn't like it, even though they chose the ingredients. This phrase is used when someone is the cause of their own misfortune.

Guy 1: Ah man, I didn't study for that test and I got an F.
Guy 2: Dude, you made the sandwich.

Guy 1: True.

by JioSleep February 21, 2021