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Madden Bullshit 

When playin madden 08 against your friend (or asshole enemy), and you use the Cowboys (the greatest team ever, america's team and get beat by the shitty loser-ass Lions on the last play of the game cause you were nice and called a timeout for that son of a bitch cause he was all out.
Me: Thats some fucking Madden Bullshit they fucked me!

Asshole friend: Ha Ha I was the shitty loser ass faggit Lions and I beat You.

Me: I'll fucking shit in your mouth cockboy. Your lucky I did't quit.
Madden Bullshit by BigRay0069 August 1, 2008
code name for the act of masterbating....giving up jerking it for lent is known as the madden 06 bowl.
taylor- ryan. you are the best at madden 06
ryan- ya i practice all the time when i am alone.
taylor- great..are you ready for the bowl?
ryan- ya this year im gunna take home the trophy.
madden 06 by E Dub January 11, 2009

Madden 2005 

Madden 2005 is a much better game then ESPN 2K5.
Madden 2005 by Phat Beatz September 6, 2004

Madden-ing 

The annoyance one feels when they lose a game of Madden by some annoying set of circumstances. It could be a cheap play, a glitch, a dropped pass, or a stupid decision on the part of the player.
Person 1: Hey, what's wrong?

Person 2: Oh, I threw four picks with Christian Ponder and missed a sixty yard field goal to tie by an inch. It was madden-ing!
Madden-ing by BassSnowman23 February 15, 2012

madden 92 

MADDEN MANNNS ANSNa

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madden 92 by Rashaad December 10, 2003

Madden Mobile 

A game run by 10 year olds from Instagram scamming each other coins and credit cards.
10 year old Bob: Hey John! Buy my player for 1 million coins on Madden Mobile and I'll give you an iTunes card!
9 year old John: Omg that's so awesome! You're so nice! I bought it!
10 year old Bob: Sike bitch. **blocks John on Instagram**