Mafia

When a Cuban-Dominican-Spaniard wants to smack backs.

Person 1: Hey, are you a Cuban-Dominican-Spaniard who likes to smack backs?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "Mafia".

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What I call people who are dwarfs

Person 1: Are you a dwarf?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay, you are a "Mafia"

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What I call people with deformities.

Person 1: Hey, do you have a deformity?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are a "Mafia".

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What I call people who puncture their tongue with their two front teeth.

Person 1: Has your tongue ever been punctured by your two front teeth?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are a "Mafia"

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What I call homo-sapiens who slept with a fish one inside their throat.

Person 1: Hey, have you ever had a fishbone stuck in your throat?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are a "Mafia" now.

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What I call people with a herniated lumbar disk and a perianal abscess.

Person 1: Do you have a herniated lumbar disk and a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay, you are a "mafia".

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What I call people who sell their electronics for dates.

Person 1: Do you sell your electronics?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Mafia"

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