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Olympus Mon'd

Olympus Mon'd (n, adj): When an oiled up, black, Jamaican male, dressed as a Greek god in a Green, Yellow, Red, and Black toga fucks you from behind and repeats the phrase, "Yeah Mon!" with every thrust of his penis.
That's why you get Olympus Mon'd. You just got Olympus Mon'd.
by The BGC December 3, 2010
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mon petite merde

A French phrase meaning, "my little shit", in English. Often used by Ryan Gosling as a term of endearment.
1. "I start jostling whenever I think about mon petite merde, especially when I'm in English class."

2. "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate; Rough winds do not shake the darling buds of mon petite merde."
by pdxrambofirstbloodparttwo September 2, 2013
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National Mon's day

National Mon's Day is celebrated on the first May bank holiday Monday every year. Mon's originating from Delamere area (Cheshire) get together, drink beer and have a bloody good time, preferably at Oulton Park watching the British Super Bikes.
Ay up mon, It's national Mon's Day!
by CheshireMon May 2, 2019
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Mon the bishy

A common chant used by members of the Bishopbriggs nationalist contingent (TBC). Literally translated to "Come on the Bishopbriggs", is a chant of pride calling for the independence of Bishopbriggs from it's local authority.

From the Scottish town of Bishopbriggs
"Mon the Bishy!!"
by MuffDiver420 May 15, 2019
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Mon 'Eh Stew

The words of true power. If the opposition hear this chant they know there in trouble with the mighty Stew coming at them.
Fans: Mon 'Eh Stew
Opposition: Oh fuck it's the mighty Stew
by 230605 March 1, 2020
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Coorse' Le'mon

(Pronounced coursay lay-mon) Coors Light with a lemon added to it, instantly turning it into an upscale drink of sophisticated gentlemen.
In this age of beer snobs the working man often finds himself looking foolish at a party for drinking "common folk" beer such as Coor Light. By getting his Coors Light in a glass, then adding a wedge of lemon he instantly turns his beer into the very classy Coorse' Le'mon, not only fitting in, but becoming the talk of the party for his sophistication and excellent taste in beer.
by Ironhouse December 11, 2012
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Hoe'mon cards

As the Japs created and released Poke'mon for their younger audience, they started working on plans "Hoe'mon" cards for the mature audience. The game would consist of you as the pimp(trainer in pokemon terms)Catching different races of Hoe's(pokemon in mature terms)their attack powers where based off what sexual disease they had. The reason why Hoe'mon was never realsed was because during the last few hours of development the Yakusa gang blew the place up accidently thinking the building was a police station.
Bob: Hey Matt, I challenge you to Hoe'mon cards

Later on....

Matt: Your Ghetto crackhead card preforms doggystyle with me wearing a ripped condom contracting Gental Warts resulting in 145 damage! But it's no match for my next move!

Bob: Damn.. I'm dead your Ethopian Male Stripper Let me fuck you in the ass Contracting AIDS! Resulting in 1000 damage points!
by Bum Killa 101 April 10, 2009
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