Muddy Mitten

When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.

Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.

by Gunship May 05, 2019

mitten drinnin

NYC Yiddish: In the middle of everything. A statement that has nothing to do with the subject at you're talking about.

mitten drinnin Trump talk about how smart he is?

by Murray Haldanish October 09, 2019

beef mitten

Yet another slang term for vagina, cunt, twat, pussy, etc etc

1.

Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"

2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."

by mustbetom December 02, 2013

Mud Mittens

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

by Gabounski January 28, 2005

shit mitten

When you roll toilet paper around ur hand like a mitten and use it to wipe the shit from your ass.

The pipes weren't clogged from the shit itself, it was from the damn shit mitten.

Damn that's a lot of poo! I'm definitely gonna need a shit mitten.

LITTLE KID- "Daddy wipe me.."
FATHER- "Uhh..why dont you use your shit mitten instead."

by rotfloling April 13, 2009

fram mitten

As we all know, the Negro has a separate language and dialect. "fram mitten" translates to "transmission", in English, as it relates to automotive transmissions.

Could be a term within ebonics

Ize needz a fram mitten! A fraaaammmmm mitten! A fraaaayum mitten!

by eyeznteef July 14, 2010

Biff Mitten

a old sock that you beat off into

bob: man that girl looked like a biff mitten after jerry was through with her
bill: thats my girlfriend asshole

by donttouchmycar March 09, 2011