Missouri DMV

The place where you do more work trying to schedule a Driving Exam then actually getting the license itself.

They make it virtually impossible.

I tried to get my license today, but the Missouri DMV only does license tests on the 2nd Tuesday after the first full moon after the second Friday of June from 1-2 PM.

by grobend June 2, 2010

Missouri mudflap

A Mullet. See Kentucky Waterfall, Tennessee Tophat, Shorty Longback

I must have seen a dozen Missouri mudflaps at the fair.

by spanishfly May 13, 2005

Bumfuck, Missouri

Any small town in Missouri (usually in the Ozark Mountains) that's full of meth heads and crack dealers.

The movie 'Winter's Bone' was shot near one.

Not to be confused with every town in Missouri.

"You think Detroit is rough? Try growing up in Bumfuck, Missouri."

by Henry the Llama May 2, 2012

rolla missouri

Rolla is a beat up crusty ass town in the middle of Missouri. It has basic bitches everywhere. It holds you back from reaching true happiness. DO NOT COME HERE.

Chuck: I'm thinking about moving to Rolla Missouri.

Lyndsi: No! you don't want all those basic bitches ruining your life and taking your happiness!

by poppy_cara_delavinge May 9, 2016

Missouri Compromise

When during intercourse with a woman who wishes to maintain her vaginal virginity, anal sex is used as a substitute.

Shirley wasn't ready to lose her big V, so we pulled a Missouri Compromise.

by PopeGangstaNasty December 28, 2005

Joplin, Missouri

A Midwestern city in Missouri with about 51,000 people. In Joplin, you are either a weed-smoking gay person who can’t wait to get out, or an ultra-conservative Christian who thinks that Planned Parenthood was run by Satan, worships Donald Trump, and attends one of the thousands of churches here. Most famous for Route 66 and the May 22, 2011 tornado. The north side of town is where you can find the not-so-rare Joplin Tweaker, who you can find dancing around higher than heaven and stealing Walmart bikes. The south side of town is where you find all of the houses built by Schuber-Mitchell, and where you find zero trees. Joplin features Joplin High School, which was destroyed in the tornado. It looks fancy, but it was shoddily built. It’s claimed to be EF5-proof, but 90% of the building is glass. The teachers and administration are fine, but the school board is full of wannabe conservatives who hate students and regularly fuck over the school. Joplin is represented in Congress by Billy Long, the Janna the Hutt-lookin’ motherfucker from nearby Springfield.

Little Johnny: Mommy, where are we?
Mom: We’re in Joplin, Missouri!
Little Johnny: Who’s that?
Mom: Why, that’s just a naked heroin addict talking about how the Democrats are going to cause the apocalypse!

by UnknownDuck025 April 23, 2022

Lebanon Missouri

A small town near Springfield, Stoutland, Conway etc. Filled with a bunch of meth heads, and fake people. Don’t get close with anyone in Lebanon because they will most likely stab you in the back or lie to you.

Gosh I hate Lebanon Missouri there is so many fakes and meth heads here!

by Sarah Frickin Berry December 9, 2018