metallica =
fade to black, master of puppets, one, creeping death, seek and destroy, whiplash, for whom the bell tolls, welcome home (sanitarium), enter sandman, battery, and a shitload more
fade to black, master of puppets, one, creeping death, seek and destroy, whiplash, for whom the bell tolls, welcome home (sanitarium), enter sandman, battery, and a shitload more
by bob August 16, 2006
A band that appeals to 40-ish guys who work as middle managers at Brandsmart. Balding ex-metal group from the mid-80s that won't retire and continues to make horrible music with no rhythm or form. A band that literally isn't fit to lick the buttsweat off Slayer's balls. Still living off the success of a couple of OK metal albums released from 1983-86.
Metallica is in the studio with Nelly and Bob Segar again.
Even Rick Rubin can't produce an album that doesn't suck with Metallica in the studio. Lars Ulrich plays drums like he's got Parkinson's disease.
Even Rick Rubin can't produce an album that doesn't suck with Metallica in the studio. Lars Ulrich plays drums like he's got Parkinson's disease.
by Stoned 420 August 17, 2007
Guy: Metallica sucks.
Me: Did you know when you say Metallica sucks it's means that you are a homosexual. It's also the same for Iron Maiden.
Guy: Metallica and Iron Maiden kick ass!
Me: Did you know when you say Metallica sucks it's means that you are a homosexual. It's also the same for Iron Maiden.
Guy: Metallica and Iron Maiden kick ass!
by Trigun8747 September 22, 2006
An outdated group of somewhat talented mucisians who appeal to trailor park crowds. They can play a guitar but that's about it. Their vocals consist of repetative phrases that sound powerful or moving (especially if u dont think about them) but dont actually have a meaning.
by callme June 13, 2006
1. A thrash metal band from the 1980's. Are widely known as one of the metal genre's biggest influences. Some of their best albums are Master of Puppets and their self-titled "Black Album", for those who would like a listen. However, these two albums are really their only good ones.
2. Along with Slayer, one of the most popular bands for "true metal fans" to mention when attempting to tell others not to listen to "fake nu metal". They're not even THAT great, guys. Only two of their albums are really worth mentioning - the ones mentioned above, and those are really old. Besides, they're sellouts themselves (see St. Anger)
2. Along with Slayer, one of the most popular bands for "true metal fans" to mention when attempting to tell others not to listen to "fake nu metal". They're not even THAT great, guys. Only two of their albums are really worth mentioning - the ones mentioned above, and those are really old. Besides, they're sellouts themselves (see St. Anger)
1. Master of Puppets is Metallica's best album ever.
2. "Dont lizzen to teh Slippnot!!11 U msut get REEL metyl liek Metallica adn Slayer!!1 lolz!"
2. "Dont lizzen to teh Slippnot!!11 U msut get REEL metyl liek Metallica adn Slayer!!1 lolz!"
by SomeBadJoke August 14, 2006
by my uterus and i September 27, 2005
An 80's thrash metal band that sold out. The only current talented member being James Hetfield for his superb writing and awesome picking hand, they were only good on the first 3 albums. After that they forgot how to play and got cocky in interviews and live. This band sunk to the lowest depths from around 1993 to now. I would say Death Magnetic is good like all the other reviewers, but it's completely repetitive and the digital quality is terrible. Plus, James' lyrics have no meaning anymore. I mean, when they started they had no money and actual life issues, but now it's kinda stupid to be singing about suicide and how life sucks when you're on top of the world. Anyway, yay Metallica, yahoo........
"Hey, you ever listened to Metallica?"
"Yeah, they're okay, but Slayer's better."
"Who's that?"
".........."
This shows a Metallica fanboy interacting with a really metal guy.
"Yeah, they're okay, but Slayer's better."
"Who's that?"
".........."
This shows a Metallica fanboy interacting with a really metal guy.
by Slaytanic Poser Slaughterer July 30, 2010