Someone who is so amazing and so unique in every way possible, they never fail to make you laugh or smile, when you see them you immediately fall in love with them, there so outgoing and so handsome and also very flirty but they make you forget about the world and you just wanna be with them for the the rest of your life, they make you feel special and they make you happy and you don't want anyone else but them.
i want a relationship with a Matthew
by soccerlover5 April 19, 2015
Get the Matthewmug. An eroticism whereby your girlfriend screams your best mate's name instead of yours during intercourse. This eroticism evolved after a man called Simon wanted his wife to cheat without actually cheating. He asked her to scream "Matthew" to satisfy his desire without the heartbreak.
Mostly exclamations such as, "Oh Matthew!" but/or possibly "Oh Simon/Boyfriend, Matthew does!"
I was Matthewed last night.
I was Matthewed last night.
by WilliamEvans October 8, 2011
Get the Matthewedmug. by whorse November 3, 2013
Get the Matthewmug. A Jessica lover. Matthew LOVES jessica. Matthew would like to know if Jessica loves him back. I'm just a random guy. I just know that somewhere out there a jessica will read this and think about her Matthew
Matthew.
by bladeqwqw123 September 5, 2014
Get the Matthewmug. awesomely sexy beast the sexiest beast around...big and hairy looks a lot like big foot may be called sasquatch, tonto, grizzly adams, and big foot plays basketball a lot... is always asked if that person is old enough to drink.
by ROUND HOUSE MAN May 27, 2008
Get the Matthewsmug. A person that sucks their own 1 inch dick until they cum in their own throat while watching gay furry midget porn 24/7
Matthew sucks their own dick and swallows their own cum while watching gay furry midget porn 24/7, what a weirdo.
by I eat poop 69 December 24, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. 