meghan massacre

the radest hardcore awsomest girl from pershing m.s. texas
not like other posers who take the "massacre" in her name like meganRIOT.
person 1: omg meghan massacre is wayy hardcore!
person 2: omg i know not like that meganRIOT chick who tried to take her name.
person 1: omg i know cant she just get some originality?!?!
person 2: nope meganRIOT isnt much of a riot after all
by meghan massacre94 April 15, 2008
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Facebook Massacring

When people create their own conversations amoungst you're profile eg status updates, and has nothing to do with it.
we are totally facebook massacring Tracey's status right now
by Tinkrbelle August 06, 2010
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Minge Massacre

A vagina that resembles the bombing of a well populated urban area, especially those of the atomic inclination occurring at Hiroshima, Japan in World War II.
"You should have seen Kate's pussy, it was a total Minge Massacre! It's utterly catastrophic!"
by TuhLanDriuH Watkins December 06, 2009
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Danny Massacre

When Gregory became conceded, they called him Danny Massacre.
by iloveperez April 18, 2010
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Area 51 Massacre

Aftermath of an internet trend stemmed from a Facebook post titled: "Storm Area 51, they can't stop us all", with a total of around 2.5 million people contributing.

On September 20th 2019, one of the largest civilian massacres in history took place. A total of 150,000 people turned up in Nevada to follow up on the trend and Storm the Military Base - the common interests were to "Clap those alien cheeks", "see them aliens" and acquire supposed futuristic technologies.

After 110,000 of the attendees stormed the base and fell, those remaining managed to enter the base. They had a short 10 minute window before reinforcements arrived, and they planned to use this time to find that which the trend was started for.

Unfortunately, the 40,000 realised they were unsuccessful, and so, as if pigs in a slaughterhouse, 500,000 soldiers rolled in to take the lives of the remaining civilians.

~September 11th, 2099
Tim: "Did you learn about the Area 51 Massacre at school?"

Bob: "Yeah, is that the one where Keanu Reeves died?"
by noobmaster64 July 16, 2019
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Jesus Chainsaw Massacre

A cliche term for The Passion of the Christ, directed by Mel Gibson. This nomen was given due to the amount of gore and violence in the movie.
Big Steve cried like a bitch all through the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.
by Fro March 16, 2004
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virginia tech massacre

On April 16th, 2007, a lone gunman perpetrated two shootings at Virginia Tech, resulted in 32 dead and 30 injured.
The motives for the killings may never be known, but the victims will never be forgotten in the deadliest mass shooting in American history.

My sincerest apologies to the families and friends of the dearly departed.
by Baikalic April 20, 2007
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