Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre

The Sydney version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in which a poor Campbelltown hobo decided to blame the world for all his problems. Being a hobo he could not afford a chainsaw and had to settle for a whipper-snipper from the local dump. He then proceeded to kill every plant in his vicinity. It was a dark day indeed for all vegetarians, gardeners and general plant life. Its rumoured he attacked plants because not only did he have to resort to a whipper-snipper, the object itself was of typical campbelltown quality and therefore wasn't sufficient enough to cause injuries to humans.

"They should make a film about The Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre."

by D.E March 18, 2004

The Massacre

The name of 50 Cent's new album coming March 3rd.

"Go out and cop The Massacre now!"

by Charlie Roberts May 13, 2005

The Virginia Slim Massacre

When a man/boy with a 12 inch cock decides to buy a whole carton of Virginia Slims at a gas station before going to the local club. At the club he decides to light up, even though he has no idea how to smoke.

His friends will wonder why the fuck he is trying to impress people and criticize him for the rest of his life.

The man/boy is often then compared to cruella devil especially if he uses a 12 inch filter.

Playa 1: Yo bro why u smokin I thought u didn't do that shit?
Man/boy: I only do sometimes, specifically when I have the opportunity to ligth up a virginia slim.
Playa 1: Ok man just checkin I didn't know, but more power to you. Virginia Slims are the shit.
Man/boy: Yea dude u have to experience the virginia slim massacre at some point in your life. So next week u and me will hit up the local club and experience it.

by Grinnell April 10, 2008

Valentine's Day Massacre

The scam whereby Restaurants/Florists/Chocolatiers cash in on Valentine's Day by trebling the price of their products safe in the knowledge that the male suitor is effectively held to ransom with no other options open to them.

"You may as well wear a feckin mask, this is just a bloody Valentine's Day Massacre" screamed Tom to the restaurant manager whilst his paramour paid a trip to the toilet.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

elenie massacre

a beast on myspace who lies about her age but is 14 years old and technically a baby prostitute. she photoshops her face and hair so much that you wouldn't recognize her in person, or you would mistake her for a drag queen.

"OMG do you see that hooker on the corner?"
"no silly, that's just elenie massacre"

by lalatitatalala April 7, 2008

anal cahinsaw massacre

Warpping tin foil around ones dick and proceding to have rough anal-sex

Johns ass hurt real bad after Joe gave him an anal cahinsaw massacre

by Encoded November 5, 2006

Jevee Massacre

Any hot looking Australian scene chick whose extremely bitchy, annoying, and a fake, but you still would want to fuck her. A "Jevee Massacre" would never talk to you unless you tell her she has nice shoes, hair, extensions, and or, nice fake eyebrows. Suddenly every girl on myspace around the world tries to be a one so they create an account & start stealing each others pictures. People now a days are becoming mentally pathetic but physically hotter at the same time.

Kid1: What time is it?
Jevee Massacre: *rolls her eyes*, *walks away*
Kid2: Hey nice shoes, Jevee.
Jevee Massacre: thank you, I bought em yesterday at some asian store
Kid2: Btw, what time is it?
Jevee Massacre: oh, you're wasting my time, *evil satanic look*
Kid1&2: Can we fuck you?
Jevee: *disappears*

by brotherfucker September 30, 2007