a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

this is the american alphabet for my 3 yr olds

The word a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z means hello

by psuedyon November 22, 2022

E to the M to the O

E to the M to the O, where do we begin? Well we do know a little German. Dick und kurz.

A wizard. Someone who thinks it's funny to hurt animals. Will be driving with your room mate on the freeway in a town far away so he won't be seen, completely unaware that you saw him. He will then speed to your apartment complex, drop her off (where she'll pretend to be asleep) and follow you around the parking lot until you park and get out. Damage control.

E to the M to the O also enjoys learning about you so he can go to others and betray you.

If you try to get away from him, hell stalk you. If you show affection he'll call you a stalker.

E to the M to the O once confessed that he had dug a hole. Was that a body sized hole? Did he do that before or after he went to the massage parlor?

All in all you'd be best advised to keep your distance. Or he'll get his burning man friend in on it too.

E to the M to the O lives a double life.

by Getabuttjobsoitsperky October 13, 2025

Don I(nfa)m(o)us

What da famous feminine-hairstyle-bashing talk-show host has become due to his racist/slanderous remarks and surly persona.

With all da horrible verbal crimes he committed, I am frankly astonished that Don I(nfa)m(o)us was allowed to remain on da air!

by QuacksO December 26, 2018

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

S M O

Suck Me Off

Simon "Hey, do you wanna S M O?"

Annette "Yes please"

by Gillagwarno March 10, 2024

A M O G U S

The supreme gods of omnipresence.
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by Xormbee March 17, 2023

M O N K E Y

i like monkeys.... are you a monkey?

person 1: i like M O N K E Y
person 2: why?
person 1: Why Not?

by Skibrosl March 29, 2023