Lynden

A girl who is beautiful inside and out! Lynden is loyal,caring,sweet,loving,funny,adventurous,forgivin,and talented. If you like a Lynden then she will love you forever and never ever let you go even when you mess up because you’re just stupid

That girl lynden she’s one of a kind

by John tell February 26, 2019

Lindenhurst Liquor Lid Tipper

The arousing act of carefully popping the cap of a wine bottle off using your partner's throbbing anus, and then proceeding to fill the potentially bloodied anus with the distilled beverage. Usually between two men, but can be performed between any two sexes, (provided both have an experienced, prolapse-able anus of divine integrity.)

This one time, me and my buddy Keith performed a Lindenhurst Liquor Lid Tipper on each other, and my buddy Keith, like, I did it wrong, and the whole damn bottle exploded in his ass! I swear man, it was like, beating off to one man, one jar all over again! His glassy ass was bleeding for weeks!

by titty tickler of the seven sea September 14, 2017

Linden High school

Linden is a awful school, filled with lots of pot heads and cracks. Big bad dudes that say racist slurs, and drive trucks with confederate flags. Don’t mess with the school lunch, the lunch aids often put leftovers from the trash and serve the next day.

I’m so glad I moved to Fenton, Linden High school was filled with dead beat kids.

by Blackberry jack November 20, 2019

landerkeif

It means you like big fat balls in your ass

“NIGGA EWWWW U IS A LANDERKEIF”

by landerkeif August 11, 2020

Dirty Landen

When you snort coke off of an outdoor store owners penis and walk back across the street to your club with a tarp to have copious amounts of unprotected sex with Miranda... all while helping your bros clean ducks and scout.

It’s dirty Landen time! Que up the fuckin AC/DC we are headed back to camp.

by TheGhostOfTomWaits March 5, 2019

Landenberger

The act of pretending to be a quasi famous professional athlete with the intent to seduce a member of the opposite sex to engage in sexual favors including but not limited to the blumpkin.

Mike pulled a Landenberger last night while wearing his Kevin Youkilis jersey at the Big Easy.

by funnyburga May 23, 2006

Londen

A really pretty and smart girl. She is very shy around people she isn't familiar with, however once you get to know her she is very outgoing. She has a big heart and is nice to everyone so she gets herself hurt a lot. She is a good listener, and she tends to be a bit of a loner. She is a great friend just don't get on her bad side.

That girl Londen is super nice and friendly.

by Londens bestfriend November 3, 2019