a gay irish farmer/streetracer/greywarren. he can usually be spotted hanging out with his boyfriend Adam Parrish, driving his BMW at obscenely fast speeds, or dreaming.
Ronan Lynch had a smile made for war.
Ronan Lynch was senselessly turned on.
I love Ronan Lynch more than anything.
Ronan Lynch was senselessly turned on.
I love Ronan Lynch more than anything.
by froggie.girl February 17, 2021
Kyle lynch is the type of person that can be an asshole or really cool depending on who he is around.he is a funny sexy person with a 9inch penis. Lots of people like him and some hate him. He is a strong person but doesn't like to fight because he isn't a dumbass like everyone that thinks fighting is cool
by katieeecat102 November 06, 2013
by aGeneral February 04, 2009
When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.
I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.
by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006
by Feet eater September 05, 2019
by spider-monkey August 26, 2010
The act of inviting a very short dirty blonde over to your house and shoving a guitar up her asshole while listening to Morgan Wallen. It is recommended to tune said guitar while in her ass to the key of B minor because all these bitches be tripping.
by AwesomeRacockus15 November 04, 2021