Mafia hitman of the 1930's who killed his victims by forcing them to ingest large quantities of lube. Lube is known to have killed at least seven different men in and around Portland, Oregon.
Lube was known to wear spandex underneath his trenchcoat, thus he was also know at Moose Knuckle
Lube was known to wear spandex underneath his trenchcoat, thus he was also know at Moose Knuckle
by Lustrious March 04, 2008
As jimmy walked into church, he remembered he had his Holy Lube in his backpack and headed straight to the bathroom for an early morning Church Jerk.
by Budwudder March 08, 2015
by 1longdickdaddyfromcincinatti May 16, 2015
by thelordofkeks August 03, 2016
Lube for literally anything anywhere. Makes things slippery, and also cleans. Tinkers use it for their cats, smelly feet, and as a substitute for lubricants like oil, bacon grease and petroleum jelly.
by Phillip Vanderlips March 21, 2010
Wesley: "This pizza was a bad idea, huge calorie intake I didn't need."
Angel: "Don't worry, put pizza lube on everything, that way the pizza flies through your system faster and your body doesn't retain the calories."
Angel: "Don't worry, put pizza lube on everything, that way the pizza flies through your system faster and your body doesn't retain the calories."
by dilutedspine February 15, 2012
An over exaggerated term for shampoo or soap when it gets inside your pee hole while attempting to masturbate with it.. Resulting and ending in either one or several "stop-start" pissing sessions while the person is screaming about the flaming sensations that have been inflicted "down there"
Jack was out of lube, so shampoo sounded fine.. Mr. pee hole said otherwise, as poor Jack shed his tears as he slowly and painfully pissed out the Lava Lube that he mistakenly used that night. Therefore, turning his pleasure session into a pain session.....
by StrenuousBowels March 10, 2014