Loon-bathing

The act of planking over a full bathtub and repeated plunging your erect penis into the water until you cum.

Noah Stone likes loon-bathing every night because he gets no pussy.

by D_2E March 6, 2018

common loon

Your typical loon. Someone who has lost their god damn mind.

Girl: *rants*
Me: you are the definition of the common loon

by Zooicidal Zebra June 4, 2016

Loon

Someone with a big fat juice cock. People named Katie are usually attracted to them

“Damn Nikko you’re a loon”

by Super Smart professor September 1, 2021

keat loon

weirdo

ure so keat loon

by abdyauifasuifa December 22, 2022

lil loon

Loon meaning psychotic/crazy person and lil meaning small. Does not give a shit about anything, anyone and is impulsive to the max. use caution around these as you never know when they might “loon”

That bitch is bad at but a lil loon man, she batshit crazy

by Snskdnsnsksnnsnakknss December 24, 2022

Filter Loon

folk who rely on enhancement apps to make themselves look pretty

Charles was scrolling Facebook the other day and stumbled on Bob's new profile picture, which looked absolutely nothing like him. "What the F is that and who am I looking at?" Charles exclaimed. "Bobby is totally unrecognizable and a little bit nuts. IRL he looks like a high-school janitor but on Facebook he's a supermodel! Bob is definitely a Filter Loon." Charles logged off and went for a walk.

by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2023

Loon

Someone who is foolish and easy to make fun of.

Landis Durham

Look at that guy, he’s peeing on a fire hydrant. He’s such a loon!

by Cheesestix12 December 3, 2018