A big tract of suburban h*ll east of NYC. Known for its abundance of guido f*ggots who invade Manhattan on the weekends and turn formerly hot clubs like Marquee and Lotus into B&T wastelands. People who live in "the City" (i.e. Manhattan, not Brooklyn/Queens, etc.) look down on people from Long Island as uncultured suburban tools that dilute Manhattan nightlife or pretty much anything else they manage to get their hair-gel stained, grubby hands on. Long Islanders wish they could live in Manhattan, but can't afford it so they pretend they hate Manhattan and have a lot of "Long Island Pride".
A bunch of guido douchebags from Long Island sporting blowout haircuts, XS Armani Exchange t-shirts, thick gold chains, and ugly-ass jeans from American Eagle stroll up to Cain/Pink Elephant, etc. The bouncer takes one look and announces to them that the club will be full for the next 2 years.
Me: How the f*ck did the B&Ters from Long Island find out about Cain? It's only been 1 month! Better start spreading the word that the Long Island plague is on its way...
Me: How the f*ck did the B&Ters from Long Island find out about Cain? It's only been 1 month! Better start spreading the word that the Long Island plague is on its way...
by PK811 July 16, 2006
you live "ON" Long Island... not "in" it
"yo, I have to go to my grandma's house this weekend all the way in Long Island.. it's gonna suck so much."
"dude, you mean 'on Long Island'.. get it right."
"dude, you mean 'on Long Island'.. get it right."
by yourbiiggestfan September 04, 2011
There are too many delicious options on this breakfast menu. I think I’m going to pull the long Islander and order two meals.
by Balboa89 January 31, 2018
Most expensive, cold(figuratively), and unfriendly place on Earth. I mean if you're walking around VERY RARELY anyone says "Hello" or "Hi" to you. If you try to say hello people cry "sexual harassment." Driving here especially in the summer near the Hamptons, expect to get into an accident because people drive like they had 30 cups of coffee, plus a hit of crack. Finally houses here are really expensive, a piece of shit 4 room shack would cost you $500,000+. So if you're looking for a nice inexpensive place with friendly people to live, stay the fuck away from Long Island, or New York for that matter, try the rest of the United States or even the world.
In my 17 3/4 years on Long Island, I always wanted to get the fuck outta here, or kill myself, or both.
by Rhambi November 01, 2007
People who often attend upstate schools yet brag about how great long island is and how much it sucks at the school/city they are attending. Daddy buys them everything and anything.
Signs of someone from LI:
Girls wear head bands, cut off sweat pants, uggs or flip flops, sweatshirts, and rarely shower. UNLESS they are going out... then it can be 10 degrees and they have barely any clothes on.
Guys = assholes.
Most likely in a fraternity or sorority.
Girls wear head bands, cut off sweat pants, uggs or flip flops, sweatshirts, and rarely shower. UNLESS they are going out... then it can be 10 degrees and they have barely any clothes on.
Guys = assholes.
Most likely in a fraternity or sorority.
by UB student April 05, 2005
A hopeless little island. People are always depressed and in a rush. In most areas, and in most cases, it's the fucking boonies. The education system here is horrible, and a little one-bedroom apartment is through the fucking roof.
Long Island is a miserable little hell-hole that is roughly an hour or so away from the greatest city in the world. Definitely one of the worst places to live in the world, considering that you're only an hour away from the greatest city in the world.
Long Island is a miserable little hell-hole that is roughly an hour or so away from the greatest city in the world. Definitely one of the worst places to live in the world, considering that you're only an hour away from the greatest city in the world.
Long Island sucks. EXAMPLE(S): Little Johnny goes to school miserable, and then comes home with alcoholic and needle injecting parents that nag about the lawn. People fighting with thick accents about the quickest way to get to Subway, and ugly 40-year old girls who think they're cute for hitting on a 22 year old.
by Currency Counter January 15, 2012
Okay, Long Island pretty much sucks. I lived there my whole life in Roosevelt & Hempstead. These are the only two towns where anything even happens. And i've been to just about everywhere. LONG ISLAND SUCKS!!!!! Who would wanna live here when the Greatest city on earth is right next to it. It just sucks get over it. Minus Hempstead & roosevelt, nothing even happens here. Move to Manhattan, Queens, Bronx, or Brooklyn. I wouldn't recommend
Staten Island, but if it's between Staten Island or Long Island, definatley pack your bags and head over to NYC.
Staten Island, but if it's between Staten Island or Long Island, definatley pack your bags and head over to NYC.
NYC Kid: Wow mom, so this is Long Island. I'm gonna go try to associate with the kids.
LI Kids: Woah!!!!! Oh My God!!!, did you see that. That was apsolutley incredible!!! Wow!!!!
NYC Kid: What!!! What!!!!?
LI Kids: That slug moved 0.5 miles per hour faster than it did before!!
NYC Kid: I'm outta here
There is nothing to do, and trust me, kids are really amazed with things like this here because there is nothing to do!!! parents, don't punish your kids by making them live in the suburbs anymore, just go to NYC. I'm so glad I finally moved to Queens Long Island CITY. It's so much better.
LI Kids: Woah!!!!! Oh My God!!!, did you see that. That was apsolutley incredible!!! Wow!!!!
NYC Kid: What!!! What!!!!?
LI Kids: That slug moved 0.5 miles per hour faster than it did before!!
NYC Kid: I'm outta here
There is nothing to do, and trust me, kids are really amazed with things like this here because there is nothing to do!!! parents, don't punish your kids by making them live in the suburbs anymore, just go to NYC. I'm so glad I finally moved to Queens Long Island CITY. It's so much better.
by FinallyMovedToNYC!!! March 27, 2008