lacrosse goalie

A person that has enough balls to guard a 6' by 6' net while only using his body and his stick to lead his team to victory. Lacrosse goalies are always willing and daring to put themself in the path of a 5 ounce solid rubber ball traveling at speeds in excess of 100+ mph to stop a shot. Not everyone can be a lacrosse goalie. The position requires extreme amounts of cordination, skill, and bravery. Lacrosse goalies wear little amounts of protection compared to other positions or other contact sports. The only position for a real champ on a lacrosse team.

A real man that isn't afraid to take a hit that leaves a black and blue mark the size of a dinner plate on the inside of their leg. A real leader of the team and a person that isn't afraid of anything. Someone is says... Pain goes away, Victories last a lifetime, and chick dig scars. And that is what a lacrosse goalie is.

by laxgoalie6 December 24, 2008

locoholic

Similar to locovore, a locoholic is someone who buys and drinks locally-made beer exclusively.

I used to drink Sam Adams or Stella Artois at home, but now I'm a locoholic - I only buy Philadelphia Brewing Company beer.

by crimekate March 21, 2009

locog

LOCOG means Low Cognition - having at best a very basic understanding of a problem or situation. Being stupid or retarded and failing to grasp the essence of anything.

Swear down bruv, u don't understand nuffin' you're locog

by londonbwoiinnitbruv June 12, 2011

loco face

Loco (Spanish word for crazy)

When you see someone looking back at you making a silly face

Me: Why are you looking at me with that loco face?

other: Cause i am crazy about you (⊙.⊙)

by honey mango July 14, 2017

Locolololocolocololo

1. The point of which you give up on trying something and intentionally fail.

2. A type of burnout which you experience after procrastination.

1. Since he had no interest, he just went flat out Locolololocolocololo.

2. I had procrastinated for too long, got Locolololocolocololo, and failed miserably.

by Dictionare2560 August 10, 2022

Hot girlfriend loco

A temporary state of insanity that happens when a guy realizes he has a super hot girlfriend. It is usually quite unpredictable what he will do or say during a serious case of hot girlfriend loco.

"He has either lost his mind or he is just hot girlfriend loco."

by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016

lococco

Sandab fish whose eyes go in different directions, Rockcod, bottom feeders

Oh My look at that Lococco It has two different eye balls!

by Anthony Pintaro November 23, 2005