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Loaded Baked Potato

Hooking up with an extremely inebriated chick and fucking her brains out until she barfs, then cumming on top of the barf pile.
I met this chick at the bar last night and it turned in to a Loaded Baked Potato.
by THAT GUY NUMBER 2 June 8, 2009
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loaded

Bill Gates is loaded.
by Cherry August 29, 2004
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Mississippi Muzzle-Loader

When one partner takes a dip (chew) out of their mouth, put it on their finger and shove it in the others anal cavity. After this takes place fornicating insues.
Tonight I'm going to give my gummybear a Mississippi Muzzle-Loader, and make her asshole burn.
by FuckablePanda July 8, 2011
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cocked and loaded

When your testicles rise into your body during sex, usually preceding ejaculation.
"man I was cocked and loaded, but then her dad walked in so we had to stop."
by Nuur August 16, 2011
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what the ladies want

'Sensitivity' is an overused word; one may do better by calling the ideal male 'sweet' and 'kind' or 'nice.' One thing to note, however, is that women, while they are ultimately the ones who decide with whom they are in a relationship, only decide among what may be considered applicants.

This is where one enters into a conflict. Women want 'sweet' and 'kind' men; however, these men are generally too 'sweet' and 'kind' to actually pursue a comparable girlfriend, because said girlfriend will be simultaneously worried about 'not being good enough' or 'being a bitch' to the 'sweet' and 'kind' male -- and so they manage to dissuade the considerate male, who doesn't want to press the issue with an uncertain girl for fear of being forceful or insensitive.

This is, coincidentally, why assholes or bold males tend to get girls; they are routinely more forceful in pursuing their interests, and so girls are convinced to date them despite that they would prefer other types of males.
(sweet example)
"Bobby, I'd like to -- but I'm really not sure I could give you the sort of attention you deserve. I'd hate to come across as a bitch..."
"Jenny, I wouldn't mind at all; any time would be cherished, but if you think otherwise...."

(arse example)
"Bobby, I'm really not sure. You've got sort of a bad reputation.."
"Don't worry about it, Jenny; y'know how those rumors go. Just try one date. You'll love it."
by dvalin April 11, 2004
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I-Ladies

The new term for E-girls. I-ladies is what the e girls have been requested to be called.
Jim: Hey bob
Bob: Hey Jim
Jim: You here about e-girls want to be called I-ladies
Bob: No way
Jim: I-ladies nuts in yo mouth bitch.
by Bign bong willy wong February 28, 2022
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Media Loading

When someone engages in two or more forms of media at one time e.g. t.v, msn, texting etc. This is highly unnecessary, annoying and uses far more power than is normal for one human being to consume.
Person 1: "Hey, what you up to?"
Person 2: "Just watching t.v, msning and texting."
Person 1: " Dude your media loading again!"
by somewhat_dazed June 18, 2008
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