Messi is a Gay Autistic sped. Messi looks like a kid who snuck onto the pitch during halftime and just never left — and somehow nobody noticed for 20 years. Man’s built like the default FIFA character before you unlock custom settings. Bro got carried by Barcelona for a decade like a spoiled little nephew on a family vacation. Every time he scores, it looks like someone handed out participation trophies early. Let’s not forget that World Cup — Argentina basically dragged him over the finish line like dead weight on a wagon. And his MLS "dominance"? Bro is out here scoring hat-tricks against gym teachers and Uber drivers. Messi be walking like he's got main character energy, but he couldn’t even survive in a rainy Tuesday night in Stoke. If gravity was 10% stronger, this man would disappear into the grass. He’s just a short ass sped who gets mogged by the rizzler.
by Monkboyinohio June 16, 2025
Get the Lionel Messimug. by JSB10 December 3, 2021
Get the Lionelmug. Literally the best footballer in the world. 8 FAIR ballon d'ors and an insane amount of G/A's that surpass the "complete" footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.
Has a loyal fanbase. Also is very humble.
Some Ronaldo fans call him Pessi because they have infested their brains with football troll face edits and brainrot and cant defend their idol Cristiano Ronaldo because Messi is more superior in awards and trophy.
And some call him FIFA boy considering the fact that CR7 has more UEFA special awards, Maradona award and Player Of the Century award. (all from FIFA)
Has a loyal fanbase. Also is very humble.
Some Ronaldo fans call him Pessi because they have infested their brains with football troll face edits and brainrot and cant defend their idol Cristiano Ronaldo because Messi is more superior in awards and trophy.
And some call him FIFA boy considering the fact that CR7 has more UEFA special awards, Maradona award and Player Of the Century award. (all from FIFA)
1: "Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world"
2: "Lionel Messi vs CR7 isn't even a debate. Messi wins"
2: "Lionel Messi vs CR7 isn't even a debate. Messi wins"
by barca09 March 12, 2025
Get the Lionel Messimug. by Capur August 2, 2025
Get the Lionelmug. Random Dude: "Hey! That guys eating a bunch of rocks and spitting them at birds!"
Smart person: "Yea he sure is a Lionel
Smart person: "Yea he sure is a Lionel
by Search up Lionel on U.D. January 24, 2025
Get the Lionelmug. The True Pinnacle of Brainrot.
Legend speaks of a man who memorized the sacred texts, no one has seen him ever since he ascended
Legend speaks of a man who memorized the sacred texts, no one has seen him ever since he ascended
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by grayhairyballs December 19, 2023
Get the Lionel Messimug.