1) everyone has an excuse, or reason, for doing what they did, most of the time it's a ficticious on-the-spot excuse, you can tell it's b.s.
2) and old saying reiterating the above
2) and old saying reiterating the above
by Kid Nebraska May 23, 2004
Get the excuses are like asses mug.The full phrase is "Excuses are like asses; everybody's got em." There are many variations on this phrase; for example, some people may add "and they all stink" to the end, or change "asses" to "assholes." The phrase appears to have evolved from the related phrase, "Opinions are like assholes - everybody's got one."
"It wasn't my fault I was late, the traffic was bad!"
"Excuses are like asses. Everybody's got em, and they all stink."
"Excuses are like asses. Everybody's got em, and they all stink."
by progamer124 May 23, 2004
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Phrase that's in use since Wikileaks incident and it's used to make person who's reinventing hot water to shut up.
by NekiTamoLevi January 3, 2011
Get the You're like Assange mug.Something you might say when your opinion might offend someone or be in the minority... When someone says "opinions are like assholes", they mean that "opinions stink".
by codysockeye March 21, 2008
Get the opinions are like assholes mug.by DMC May 24, 2004
Get the excuses are like asses mug.its a whole saying it says "excuses are like asses everyone has one" it basically says everyone has an ass and everyone has an excuse.
"That girl Kathy she never does anything and always has a some lame reason to back it up"
"Ya but excuses are like asses everyone has one"
"Ya but excuses are like asses everyone has one"
by Annie May 22, 2004
Get the excuses are like asses mug.This is a shortened version of the original quote. It means everyone has an excuse, just like everyone has a buttocks.
Excuses are like assholes, because everybodies got them.
by mistert2 May 23, 2004
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