Ligmalised

When you suck or hurt someones body

I ligmalised his leg

by Flying Bhavesh June 27, 2021

Ligma

Ligma is a special disease that can be transmitted through touch.

Person 1: Hey are you sick
Person 2: Ya with ligma

by ShinyDuck21 December 10, 2021

Ligmalamfao

This is a very specific word which is used when you need to say Ligma and Lamfao in the same word, often used in the same way as lmao or xd.

Person 1: Bruh that one mf in our school actually started making meth after watching breaking bad.
Person 2: Ligmalamfao my guy

by TypoOo June 20, 2022

Ghetto Limo

Referred to as the bus, or the ghetto limo.

A "classier way" to refer to the bus.

Kid #1 - " Ayo dude,you got a ride for later?"

Kid #2 - "Hell Nah Nigga, I'm riding the ghetto limo"

by bitchi'mill. August 8, 2009

Ligma Male

Is a type of Male who has chosen to rebel against society not for the purpose for bringing a better future but only doing it because HE want to see the world burn. They often have extremely rough time groing up and/or have a mental illness of some kind.

Ligma males often have a dark sense of humor

guy1: I realy like the joker he is such a sigma male

guy2: no he is a Ligma Male

by cumlord6000 September 28, 2022

poor man's limo

any public transportation (bus, train, subway, metro) where you are the ONLY person getting a ride

I rode the poor man's limo home today.

For the second time this month I got the poor man's limo to take me home.

by ewensa July 5, 2012

ligma

It's a rare contagious disease that causes the male genital areas to grow tumors which aren't cancerous but cause intense pain when left alone. They can spread to the kidney and the heart, causing kidney and heart failure respectively. If ligma isn't stopped at stage 1, before it reaches the kidneys, the patient unfortunately has no way of surviving stage 2 or 3. The only known cure is to cut off the penis early on, but research organizations such as the Curing Ligma Organization (CLO) work around the clock in developing another cure. You can donate to them and learn more at cureligma.org.

And why are there so many recent cases? Well, the last known outbreak was in the 1980s, when large amounts of Jewish-Americans moved back to Israel. They had contracted but were able to resist stage 1 ligma, but in Israel, natives were not suited ro withstand it. As Israel suffered this outbreak, ligma evolved and began to spread to various countries in Asia. A team of researchers at Pepperdine have actually recently suggested that Jews are more susceptible to this deadly disease, and because ligma is contagious, you may need to avoid them to keep yourself as safe as possible.

When a patient is in stage 1 of ligma, there are visible tumors on his genitals, which are informally called "ligma balls" during this stage. It's quite sad, really - knowing that 90% of stage 1 ligma goes undetected, and that 90% will have their life taken away by some horrible disease.

"Hey, you know Ninja, the Fortnite Streamer?"
"Yeah"
"I heard he just died of ligma."
"Oh no that's horrible"

by ligmaballslol July 23, 2018