stomach lasagna

The contents of a person's stomach after eating literal shit (the mince) from someone's asshole (See Human Centipede) and then swallowing a load of cum (the bechamel sauce), followed again by eating shit and then swallowing more cum. At least 3 layers are needed for it to be considered a proper "Stomach Lasagna"

"Oh dude, Jedd ate so much ass last night in between sucking all the dick he must have had a solid 5-layer Stomach Lasagna"

by The PassiveFist August 12, 2018

lasagna ribbon

a phrase referring to the lasagna-like folds of a vagina, in particular the labia

Dude, I saw Daniel's girlfriend's lasagna ribbon last night! That shit was like Stouffer's!

by patrickofcash September 17, 2010

Lasagna and Chill

Lasagna and chill is like Netflix and chill, except that you’re both making lasagna.

Fuck while it’s still in the oven and eat it after you’re done ;)

^ That means two things

A) Karen came for lasagna and chill today.

B) Did you smash?

A) nah, I actually just wanted an extra hand in the kitchen.

by 7akeshi July 29, 2019

sexual lasagna

When someone slaps a wet noodle on your cheesy ass

Me and my Facebook homeboy are gonna come over make you into sexual lasagna.

by Harbor Tunnelcunt September 16, 2016

Baby lasagna

Baby lasagna is the saggy and wrinkly skin on a woman's belly after she gives birth to a child. It looks as though you are looking at a slice of lasagna from the side.

Tara is a m.i.l.f. but after I got her in the sack I noticed she had some nasty baby lasagna.

by Brando Pacino July 22, 2011

shit lasagna

Its when you carefully place toilet paper down in the toilet before you use it. Then have a bowel movement on top, then wipe, put it down. Then move your bowels yet again, wipe, and put it down. continue to do this untill you have about Five to Six layers, and you will have your shit lasagna. (for looks eat a can of buttered corn about 15 hours before you attempt your shit lasagna.)

last night i was bored, so i decided to make a shit lasagna.

by David Remsen July 5, 2007

shit lasagna

Effect of piling several layers of shit on a bathtub or bucket, separated by pieces of newspaper.

This is a common practice for the people in the ghetto.

My friend got dizzy after smelling the shit lasagna his howdies had in the bathroom.

by William Ch August 14, 2006