Lars is your hot, high school teacher crush who you randomly meet during a night out in the city several years later. You drink a beer with his friends and make out in the rain like a Taylor Swift song. A few days later he invites you to Engehave Park where you drink coffee and almost play lawn games before he admits to having a highly pregnant girlfriend. You don’t talk for half a year but then he randomly calls you at work. You ask if he still has a girlfriend and he lies and says no. But then you meet his friends during a night out and find out it’s a lie. He stalks you to find where you live and drops off flowers with a love declaration letter and ask you to meet him at Frederiksberg Garden a few days later. You go and dumps all of his emotional bullshit on you and STILL has a girlfriend but basically asks you to wait for him.

Cecilie: I am fucking angry and you should never write to me again.

Lars: sorry. I just want to see you. I counldn’t control myself. I know it is ruined now.

Lars by S1lle April 6, 2022

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My name is Lars a reading through what other people think my name means i'm flattered.

"Omg look at Lars he is so Lars"

Lars by skeawx April 12, 2022

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lars likes furries. specifically jerry. but other then that he is a very good person, has spectacular taste, and according to him he has “W Rizz” which isn’t a lie.

Person : bro who is that
Persob : yo that’s lars i heard he liked a rat

lars by urbanvanwithcanfy December 17, 2022

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A Lars is known for dogging and other shenanigans.

Me: what are you?
Him: I am a Lars. I love sweaty balls.

Me: Ok.

Lars by BLIPPBLOPPBLAPP January 12, 2023

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