by FYLBingBong August 15, 2024
Get the Lampshade mug.people typically called izzie who tend to be commonly located around lampshades of any sort- earning them the dubious nickname of ‘lampshades critters’. They’re often found under lampshades as to hide their ao3 reading history.
person 1: oh! theres a lampshade critter in the corner of my eye, i wonder whats it doing..?
person 2: yeah!! i think its reading a carcar fic…
person 1: why do you know that? youre such a lampshade critter!!
person 2: yeah!! i think its reading a carcar fic…
person 1: why do you know that? youre such a lampshade critter!!
by lampshadecritterlover3 May 6, 2025
Get the lampshade critter mug.by Mr. "Fish" December 25, 2010
Get the Wet Lampshade mug.real lampshade hours occurs when the clock strikes 1am and it continues to 3am. real lampshade hours are a vital part of our culture and should be respected amongst all individuals.
by hypetrain87 May 7, 2018
Get the real lampshade hours mug.When a homeless guy is so proud of his crackhead girlfriend, he wears her panties on his head
Or, when you're too poor to afford a lampshade so you just use an old pair of underwear.
Or, when you're too poor to afford a lampshade so you just use an old pair of underwear.
by Buttwipes October 17, 2020
Get the Lonsdale Lampshade mug.A Tokyo Lampshade is where a naked woman straddles a man's shoulders as he is face down on the bed or floor. She grasps his face in a way that all upward force, which is vigorously applied, causes the corners of his eyes to stretch outward as she crams his head into her vagina.
Hey Mike, I heard you got pink eye?
Yeah, there was a hooker at my brother's bachelor party and she gave me a Tokyo lampshade.
Yeah, there was a hooker at my brother's bachelor party and she gave me a Tokyo lampshade.
by Mlkcrtnmdl January 19, 2024
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