Burrito Lagoon

It refers to the spicy soup-like excrement that is left behind in the toilet bowl after passing Mexican food. Caused mostly by an overconsumption of Taco Bell.

“Brett is no longer allowed to shit in my house after he left a burrito lagoon in the toilet from all the Taco Bell he had last night.”

by Dirty Jerry January 10, 2025

creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

Goo Lagoon

When the man is about to cum and he exclaims “ahh goo lagoon”

“Oh shit imma cummm - ahh goo lagoon”

by Mothmansbabe July 12, 2023

Poon Lagoon

To sweat excessively in your nether region. Swamp Ass for female lady parts. (Male version: Niagara Balls)

Ryan: I am sweating my balls off.
Elyse: Yea I am really dealing with a poon lagoon.

by PJ Cooler March 8, 2022

lagoon spoon

Getting head while driving a airboat

See if the Lagoon spoon is coming we're going fishing

by papaski November 21, 2016

Typhoon Lagoon

When you gurgle ice cold water in a girls pussy while eating her out.

Bro after fucking her for a hour i threw a game changer and hit her with the typhoon lagoon.

by Tannergang March 27, 2017

Blue Lagoon

When a women takes laxatives before engaging in anal, spraying poop on the wall.

David: Hey Todd, how can I show Lisa how much I love her?
Todd: give her a blue lagoon!

by anonymous November 6, 2018