Labradoodle

A cross between a Labrador Retriever and a Poodle, these dogs are for people who don't know anything about dogs. There are no real breed organizations and no AKC guidelines to which breeders must adhere, and therefore these dogs are rarely going to have the quality of those bought at a REAL kennel and will generally cost more than buying *both* of a pup's purebred parents (for some unknown reason).

Though Labradoodle owners are fond of proclaiming loudly that their dogs, being mixes, are healthier than purebreds, this is a falsehood. Rather than being less likely to have the issues common to either Labs or Poodles, they get a smorgasbord of both breeds' illnesses (particularly Addison's Disease).

Another misconception is that these dogs are hypoallergenic. Poodles, having hair rather than fur, are truly hypoallergenic and a great choice for allergy sufferers. Labradoodles vary greatly (due to the fact they are not a real breed) and some shed quite a lot, meaning naive people often have to give up that expensive and adorable pup after realizing it is not all it's cracked up to be.

Considering a dozen dogs could be saved for the price of one "designer" mutt, anyone who buys these dogs is an idiot.

Guy 1: "Dude, my girlfriend just bought a Labradoodle! I guess it's supposed to be hypoallergenic and healthier!"

Guy 2: "Doesn't she also believe Edward Cullen is going to come and rescue her? Doesn't she believe in tarot cards and palm readings? Does she know anything about dogs? ... Does she even know how to read?"

*Enter girlfriend, foaming at the mouth* "OH MY GAWD, LOOK HOW CUTE MY LABRADOODLE IS! MY SKIN'S STARTING TO BREAK OUT, THOUGH! I MUST BE ALLERGIC TO MY BOYFRIEND! WE'RE THROUGH! SCHNOOKUMS, MOMMY LOVES YOU AND YOU'RE SO WORTH THE THOUSAND DOLLARS I PAID FOR YOU!!! OH MY GAWD!!!"

by Seastone March 11, 2010

labasar

A Trinidadian slang term used to describe someone who acts before thinking and gets him/herself into trouble because of this lack of forethought.

You see he? Dat boy real labasar. Every time he do sometin, he get into trouble an' is me dat have to go help!

by Robert Addison May 11, 2006

labraphobia

The medical term for having a fear of Labrador retrievers.

My mailman has such Labraphobia that he leaves my mail at the neighbors house.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

labranche

A tree in los angeles.

You ever visit labranche?

In los Angeles?

Yea

by Renegade125 February 13, 2018

labradoobie

a blunt wrapped in a blueberry swisher, named for blueberry the labrador.

“bruh pass the labradoobie”
*bark bark*
“oh yeah”

by Lilsnotty August 20, 2018

Labrasia

This girl (or boy) will give you chills but the second and is one beautiful one! She’s a monster in bed and everything you would ask for in life ! She is also a great girlfriend .

That girl over there must be a Labrasia, woah!

by Wowthepixydust May 10, 2019

labaroshkie

A very very fat cat

My cat Flicka is a labaroshkie because of her extremely large size.

by Dabo Alish May 29, 2019