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Lumberjill

"I'm a girl who chops trees, that makes me a lumberjill"
by rickysayshi August 21, 2009
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Lumberton

A 409 area code, dry, town in Texas, that is really small, and has little to do, but to stare at traffic lights or go to Wal-mart.
Person 1: Hey I'm coming to Lumberton this weekend, what's going on?

Person 2: Ummm, Idk, wanna go to Wal-mart?
by hotsaucepacket3000 January 10, 2011
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Lumberjack

The practice of defecating a large sturdy floater, admiring said poopsicle and urinating on it. A well aimed healthy stream of urine causes the "log" to roll.

Popularized by the Iraqui war veteran Darrell "J.R." Salzman (born 1979), a champion logroller and an Iraq War veteran.
"Hey, Moonshine Jimmy!"
"Whats happening, Prune Juice Doyle?"
"You sure were in the outhouse for quite a spell, eh?"
"Yep. Squeaky George let out a 13 inch floater and we were having a hell of a time lumberjacking!"
by *samIam* January 17, 2012
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Lumberjack Sack

When a man's scrotum is so hairy it resembles that of a Lumberjack's beard.
You have a Lumberjack Sack, it looks like the Brawney paper towel man.
by the R&L book February 9, 2009
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lumbertwink

A gay, slender young man with scruff or a beard who finds himself attracted to masculine, hairy men, or bears.
Tyler grew tired of the cookie-cutter, shaved bod scene so he grew out a beard and let his body hair grow, put on some blue jeans and a flannel shirt and became a lumbertwink. He found himself a bear daddy and they lived happily ever after.
by rodzylla May 15, 2014
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Lumberjack crap

When you take a shit and the turd stands up straight like a log, then you pretend you're a lumberjack and push it over.
Max: Hey I just took a lumberjack crap

Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did
by BigD ken February 3, 2015
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Lumberjack brunch munch

The act of maintaining an erection by masturbating with one hand and fondling your testicles with the other while performing oral sex on a woman.
Bro 1: Yo bro I heard you munched mad box last night.

Bro 2: Yeah dude I was down there for 20 minutes but I pulled the Lumberjack brunch munch to stay rock hard and I laid the Dong right after.
by bASS201 November 2, 2018
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