Smocha Latte

An alternative term for "wake and bake" - To smoke marijuana in the morning upon waking or shortly thereafter, as if drinking a "mocha latte" in the morning. Term often used as code among smokers to tell one another that they had smoked marijuana that morning. (Origin: SE Ohio)

Yeah, man, woke up and had myself a smocha latte. (long pause) latte. (long pause) latte. (long pause) laahhh teeeeiiiiiyyy... laaaaaaaa... shit, I forgot what I was saying.

by VonJost July 20, 2011

denim latte

Occurs when a male ejaculates or "creams" his (denim) jeans.

The other day I was dry-humping my friend and I gave myself a denim latte.

by TheSamii December 6, 2013

skinnilla latte

starbuck's nickname for the skinny (sugar free and fat free) vanilla latte

hi, i'd like one iced grande skinnilla latte to go please.

by lilflo July 13, 2011

Gay Latte

Extra Shot, Vanilla, Skinny, Vendi Latte

A starbucks coffee order: "Can I have Gay Latte please"

by whambar July 13, 2013

Latte Lunch

having little to no time for chowing down, but needing a pick me up, a person grabs a latte for lunch instead of food.

"Damn! Meeting ran late and I only have 15 minutes for lunch - guess I'm going to do a Latte Lunch, again!"

by Sylavendara March 14, 2010

Latte butt

The type of ass that a person gains from way too much ice cream, and two whole milk lattes a day. All the milk fat goes straight to the butt, creating something resembling a Kardashians ass. It is almost perfectly round and typically attracts a flock of fuckboys very quickly.

"My friend has some serious latte butt, but with those pants I'm not complaining."

by Chronus Pseudonymous October 30, 2018

Irish latte

A guy ejaculates into a girls anus then inserts a vibrator into anus to fluff semen. Girl then pours hot coffee into his anus then squats over him and squirts the fluffed semen from her anus into his anus. Girl then drinks mixer out of his anus.

Connie drank a irish latte out if Alec's hairy butthole.

by Bonnie roast beef October 3, 2022