An alternative term for "wake and bake" - To smoke marijuana in the morning upon waking or shortly thereafter, as if drinking a "mocha latte" in the morning. Term often used as code among smokers to tell one another that they had smoked marijuana that morning. (Origin: SE Ohio)
Yeah, man, woke up and had myself a smocha latte. (long pause) latte. (long pause) latte. (long pause) laahhh teeeeiiiiiyyy... laaaaaaaa... shit, I forgot what I was saying.
by VonJost July 20, 2011

A sexual act in which a man takes a shit into a blender, the next step consists of the man adding prime rib and beef filets to the concoction, the final step is the man splooging his seed into the blender and combining the ingredients.The man gets the beef latte and slathers it all over his mate in which he penetrates until the beef latte creams out of her vaginal crevice.
by Absolute Beaut April 21, 2018

by lilflo July 13, 2011

by whambar July 13, 2013

having little to no time for chowing down, but needing a pick me up, a person grabs a latte for lunch instead of food.
"Damn! Meeting ran late and I only have 15 minutes for lunch - guess I'm going to do a Latte Lunch, again!"
by Sylavendara March 14, 2010

The type of ass that a person gains from way too much ice cream, and two whole milk lattes a day. All the milk fat goes straight to the butt, creating something resembling a Kardashians ass. It is almost perfectly round and typically attracts a flock of fuckboys very quickly.
by Chronus Pseudonymous October 30, 2018

by Just Me The Griz August 20, 2011
