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Smocha Latte

An alternative term for "wake and bake" - To smoke marijuana in the morning upon waking or shortly thereafter, as if drinking a "mocha latte" in the morning. Term often used as code among smokers to tell one another that they had smoked marijuana that morning. (Origin: SE Ohio)
Yeah, man, woke up and had myself a smocha latte. (long pause) latte. (long pause) latte. (long pause) laahhh teeeeiiiiiyyy... laaaaaaaa... shit, I forgot what I was saying.
by VonJost July 20, 2011
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Beef latte

A sexual act in which a man takes a shit into a blender, the next step consists of the man adding prime rib and beef filets to the concoction, the final step is the man splooging his seed into the blender and combining the ingredients.The man gets the beef latte and slathers it all over his mate in which he penetrates until the beef latte creams out of her vaginal crevice.
How did you enjoy that sloppy beef latte last night.
by Absolute Beaut April 21, 2018
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skinnilla latte

starbuck's nickname for the skinny (sugar free and fat free) vanilla latte
hi, i'd like one iced grande skinnilla latte to go please.
by lilflo July 13, 2011
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Gay Latte

Extra Shot, Vanilla, Skinny, Vendi Latte
A starbucks coffee order: "Can I have Gay Latte please"
by whambar July 13, 2013
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Latte Lunch

having little to no time for chowing down, but needing a pick me up, a person grabs a latte for lunch instead of food.
"Damn! Meeting ran late and I only have 15 minutes for lunch - guess I'm going to do a Latte Lunch, again!"
by Sylavendara March 14, 2010
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Latte butt

The type of ass that a person gains from way too much ice cream, and two whole milk lattes a day. All the milk fat goes straight to the butt, creating something resembling a Kardashians ass. It is almost perfectly round and typically attracts a flock of fuckboys very quickly.
"My friend has some serious latte butt, but with those pants I'm not complaining."
by Chronus Pseudonymous October 30, 2018
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Pill Latte

When you mix your medication...like xanax or valium with a glass of wine
My son recently passed I am surving this with my pill lattes...not really a good idea but works
by Just Me The Griz August 20, 2011
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