Kristian Walker

Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only one girl, who you are committed to... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you

“OMG KRISTIAN WALKER YOURE SO HOT” “sorry, I’m very committed to my baby girl”

by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018

Kristian Kostov

THE FUCKIN HOTTEST SINGER AND SONGWRITER ON EARTH,

HES SO HOT AND KILLS EVERYTHING WITH JUST BREATHING. HES AN ADORABLE BULGARIAN/RUSSIAN SINGER AND IS SO PRETTY

Go check his social medias
Instagram
- @Kristian_Kostov_official
Twitter
-@KristianKostov_
YouTube
-Kris Kostov
Facebook
[e-mail]
Ask.fm
-@ KrisikKostiv (Кристиан Костов)

STRANGER: Do you know this Kristian Kostov boy?
Me: LET ME MARRY HIM PLEASE

"You look like Kristian Kostov" - meaning for Awesomazing

"The floor is lava" = "The floor is Kristian Kostov" you generally let yourself fall down to the floor and kiss it then.

by I'm very hungry November 28, 2017

kristian kostov

KRISTIAN KOSTOV IS ONE OF THE BEST ARTISTS. HE LOVES BTS AND ESPECIALLY SUGA AND HE'S A BALL OF SUNSHINE . ALSO HE HAS A WEIRD OBSESSION WITH THE POPULAR BAND 1D. HIS FAVE IS HARRY OR NIALL. WOWOWO

how hot is kristian kostov?
too much.

by Myheartisinhavana August 08, 2018

Hao kristian

The act of soiling and / or freezing your underpants , sheerly for comedic relief.

"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "

-ghandi probably

by Notstek69 July 31, 2023

Kristian and Ava

100% chance that they are two hot people, most probably from different countries, who are meant for each other. Very emotional, fun, and fricking amazing couple. Hopefully they finally see each other, sooner or later.

-Can you tell me the names of a boy and a girl, who are meant for each other?
-Kristian and Ava!

-Who is watching Barća in my living room?
-Chill, man, It’s Kristian and Ava, your friends.

by FallenAngel278 November 20, 2021

The Kristian Effect

The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.

"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"

by Flopstar89 July 02, 2023

Per Kristian

Per Kristian is a nerdy boy with way too much free time on his hands. If you told me that you had ever seen him doing somethings else than playing games during class, I wouldnt believe you. He looks like 5 other kids in his grade, and he thinks shopping at session makes him a bad boy. He usually has terrible humor and he has about 500 kinks. All in all hes a good and annoying boy!

"Omg I just had sex with Per Kristian last night!"
"Yeah he made me dress up as his teacher"

by Jk's hoe June 08, 2020