the job's fucked/knackered

Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure.

' I've tried everything, but it's not going to happen.The job's fucked/knackered'.

by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

Dripping like a knackered fridge

A lady, young or otherwise in a state of high arousal.....often used in N.E Scotland.

Thon Quine wis richt horny, she wis dripping like a knackered fridge.
Or “dreepin like a knackered fridge “

by Sweet JB October 20, 2020

Lower Decker Knacker Jacker

Term to define the males undergarments that would typically lift the testicles or gonads. The more effective type are defined as a jock strap

I had a great pair of lower decker knacker jackers on.

His lower decker knacker jackers chaffed his nuts.

by baabaam May 14, 2022

aqua knacker

To live on a boat

He docked his boat like a boss, he must be a aqua knacker

by Softnut July 1, 2015

Knacker mag

This is another phrase for top shelf porn magazines. "Knackers" in this instance refers to your bollocks. A knacker mag is therefore a magazine that you can use to help you get your knackers off.

have you got a knacker mag handy I fancy a wank

by rmp2 January 13, 2011

Kick in the knackers

Kick in the knackers, meaning a kick to the testicles of a male. When a boy is kicked in the cock and balls and it hurts like hell, resulting in the boy falling to the ground in pain and rolling around. A kick to balls/knackers is an unfair move.

Jacob and Harry where fighting at school. Harry would have won the fight but Jacob used a kick in the knackers on Harry and Jacob immediately won the fight as Harry couldn’t continue after having his groin attacked so brutally.

by Nutshot pain June 12, 2023

Knacker

An unemployed hooligan on the prowl for chaos

He was given the ick by a group of knackers.

by Spooderman_xxi February 9, 2025