kittens

A small feline/cat who stays by their mother most of the time.
Josh said "What wonderful kittens there are!"
by Rainbow Pooper Of The World April 13, 2018
Get the kittens mug.

Kittenization

(process) Allowing your children to shirk responsibility by letting them live at home and never allowing them to make adult decisions.
The kittenization of today's youth is enabling the downfall of society.
by Slugbait the fifth October 12, 2011
Get the Kittenization mug.

kittening

snuggling in which 3 or more people crowd into a warm space and nap
(not usually sexual)
when we got back from the concert, we were so tired that we layed on the couch and kittened
by Laura March 03, 2005
Get the kittening mug.

kitten

A kinky pet name for you significant other,
most of the time used to fluster the sub (submissive)
the dom (dominant) uses this to make the sub angry/flustered or just down right embarrassed.
"I love you, kitten~"
"SHUT UP!"
by Kill Me Bro January 13, 2018
Get the kitten mug.

kittens

poker chips for demons
or food for those hungryer ones...sick
usually very cute
small offspring of a cat
often reffered to as"evil with a cute face"
"i bet 22 kittens and raise you 5"
kitten pizza
awe kittens!
look its a kitten
omfg its a kitten..how cute run for your LIFE!!!!!!
by misssmartypantslolpants January 30, 2009
Get the kittens mug.

kittens

Kittens can mean almost anything from cat babies....to grams of marijuana. Some people may consider their reptiles 'kittens'. Others, may even call lint or dust particles 'kittens'.

Ex #1: Noname: "Awww, look at those adorable little kittens. Is that the cat that gave birth to them?"

Ex #2: Noname: "Hey you lookin for some trees, how much?"
Tanya: "Yeah, at least three kittens or so."

Ex #3: Noname: "Oh My Goodness, is your snake mean"
Tanya: "No, my kitten is actually quite a sweetie."

Ex #4: Tanya: "Jesus Suzie.. Thats one huge-ass fricken kitten clung to your shirt. Did you even notice it?"

by PurpleTanya September 28, 2007
Get the kittens mug.

kitten

|-> A Very Safe Psychedelic Dissociative Anaesthetic that's gaining Recreational Popularity on the Streets Everywhere as a new Tool to Escape or Enhance the Ruthless Reality, and also for Exploring the Other Worlds and Universes, without any apparent Side-Effects from Short-Term use, even at Higher Doses, but never exceeding 500mg insufflated by people with Huge Tolerances.

~%={+|-/=--=\|:}:}:}:}:}:}:=>
PS.>- One of the Safest and Funnest drugs known to ManKind!1
~%={+|-/=--=\|:}:}:}:}:}:}:=>
=-|_
ie. }---_:

- "Have you seen the new Kitten I Adopted Today, m8?!1"

"ARRr m8y!, Lookz like a Killer Kitten, Killer Kitten indeed it is!... - May I Pet it plz??!1"

> *ME0W!ME0W!ME0W!* !!!1Oneoneone

-"Aye CaptaiN, it Bites something Fierce!1"
by Kaysage Dimitri February 18, 2008
Get the kitten mug.