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Kettle River

A boonie town in Minnesota about an hour away from Duluth. The population is even because for every illegitimate child born a man leaves.
"I'm from Kettle River" "Wanna know why the population is 180...?"
by Anon_Bitch January 8, 2015
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Kettle boy

This is icy-hot Shoto Todoroki icy hunk
He had boiling water poured on his left eye by his own mother 🄲
by Weeb.weeb.bungee gum February 7, 2021
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Kettle Nonce

When someone who has a massive head cant hold the weight of it up when running.
Hahaha! Seen him running the kettle nonce! Cant carry his head bless him.
by Coops12345 June 29, 2017
mugGet the Kettle Noncemug.

Kettle Breath

The steam that comes out of your mouth when it's cold.
- It was freezing this morning, I had full on kettle breath!

- "It's sooooo cold! I'm sitting here watching your kettle breath, wondering if you are hiding a cigarette behind your back!"
by maet AT MOCEA June 24, 2012
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ā€œThe Kettleā€ Shit

ā€œThe Kettleā€ shit refers to when one eats a meal at Manhattan Beach, LA restaurant, The Kettle, and has to take an earth shattering shit after.
Bro I just had the Kettle, boutta take ā€œThe Kettleā€ Shit.
by TheThirdRing May 1, 2022
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Kettle face

Kettle face-The Results of a kettle attack. The Face is so battered it resembles the print of a kettle.

Youve been kettled.
He was smacked with that kettle, hes got a kettle face.
by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009
mugGet the Kettle facemug.

cum kettle

Gonna go drink a cum kettle be right back
by CoomLord69__ March 30, 2021
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