Kenyon College

Small expensive liberal-arts college in the middle of nowhere - Gambier, Ohio. Once a bastion for hippies and alternafolk, Kenyon has leaned towards becoming a coke-fueled haven for rich yuppie fucks from the East Coast who still fancy themselves "too alternative" to go Ivy.

All Kenyon College students look alike.

Kenyon once loved acid and pot, now they love coke and the Postal Service.

by RabbitWings December 18, 2006

Kendo

Kendo aka “KT3” Is Just One Of A Kind. He’s Mostly Slept On Especially by The Females. Kendo Is One Of the funniest people on this earth once you get to know him and he gets comfortable with you. Kendo isn’t really the best with the ladies nor does he care. His social skills are a bit off so he doesn’t fuck with many. Kendo is a smart,kind, goofy, soul smoke nor drink but he will smoke a pussy nigga and then drink a shot of apple cider of his body. Other then kendo just be big chillin. females wish men were more like him, but don’t like him. Does kendo care?

Girls: You’re a nice a guy, i wish niggas would be like you. But i only see you as a friend

Niggas: kendo the funniest nigga i know, on god.

by Kendo kt July 4, 2018

kendoll

Shrinkage of the male genitalia do to cold water or a fearful situation. Such intense shrinkage occurs that the package resembles that of a Ken doll.

That ice bath lowered my fever, but it also gave me a kendoll.

by The VelvetStodd December 1, 2006

kenyon college

A small liberal college in the middle of nowhere. They think they are better than everyone else in the middle of nowhere.

I get the best education at Kenyon College. I major in Cow tipping and chicken plucking.

or

Kenyon College is SO much better than any of those IVY league schools...

by Sarah Jessica August 27, 2006

Kenton

Someone who pisses the bed over the age of 12

Did Timmy pull a kenton after all that rum?

by dragon44 June 13, 2008

kendo endorsing

Ass fucking in an intricate way that involves a skilled professional in order to do so.

Did you here that last night Nick totally was kendo endorsing Maddie?!! She's such a whore!

by Yoloswaggggg February 7, 2014

Kendolling

The loss of sensation or numbness in the penis during heavy and prolonged periods of coitus.

Similar to "whiskey dick"

We were having hot and wild animal sex but after 15 minutes I started kendolling to the point where I couldn't finish. So I faked an orgasmic groan and poured hot wax on her back.

by Meathammer November 2, 2014