someone who has a small cock
by datcrackhead68421 June 11, 2020
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I be stacking up chips, like Lego
Dark on a punk, just like Kelvin Cato
Houston to the Rocket, a fo'-peat like comets
I don't give a fuck, good punch a bitch nigga, make him vomit
Dark on a punk, just like Kelvin Cato
Houston to the Rocket, a fo'-peat like comets
I don't give a fuck, good punch a bitch nigga, make him vomit
by Reaflee January 26, 2022
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When you have been deleted and blocked from contacting someone on Facebook~Twitter~myspace and all other social networking sites, when your text messages are blocked, your calls are not answered or returned, you have been deleted from their contacts, their job screens all your phone calls and every time you call they are "unavailable", and/or there is a restraining order out against you.
Therese-“Are you still seeing that guy that you met last week at the club?”
Maria-“Hell to the naw gurl; AND he won’t stop calling me, emailing me, texting me. It is a hot mess!!! I finally had to put his a** on Kelvin status.”
Therese-“Ooh wee gurl, you know you buggin when you get put on Kelvin status!!!”
Maria-“Hell to the naw gurl; AND he won’t stop calling me, emailing me, texting me. It is a hot mess!!! I finally had to put his a** on Kelvin status.”
Therese-“Ooh wee gurl, you know you buggin when you get put on Kelvin status!!!”
by QueenBeeMiMi May 26, 2010
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Look at those two guys stealing candy from a baby, they're like Kelvin and Mike.
Person 1: Why are those two guys grabbing those guy's butts?
Person 2: Because they're Kelvin and Mike
Person 1: Why are those two guys grabbing those guy's butts?
Person 2: Because they're Kelvin and Mike
by funkmasterflexjr February 4, 2010
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kelvin wong is the most annoying kid in the school so i officialy gave him this annoying tag, its all gone kevlin wong(in other words s**t)
kelvin wong is the most annoying kid in the school so i officialy gave him this annoying tag, its all gone kevlin wong(in other words s**t)
by Luke smith1 March 6, 2008
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by 69welchesinarow September 27, 2017
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damn Kelvin Xie stopp inting in my promos you stupid fuck
kelvin will always reply with, "shut up you're a leech i dont wanna hear it"
kelvin will always reply with, "shut up you're a leech i dont wanna hear it"
by Zombiekillerxx March 14, 2019
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