Kelvin Chan

A person who is obsessed with TYS and SLS

"I see who you are, you are a Kelvin Chan, a Kelvin Chan, you are Kelvin Chan."

by IloveTYS June 11, 2024

Kelvin

A friendly, peculiar, mysterious, unpredictable fellow....very adorable and charming. Very funny and stylish. He will make you say 'LOL' a lot. Has good taste when it comes to women, fashion, etc. Sometimes shy. Full of Positive energy. You don't want to get on his nerves. Strong-willed. Very loyal. Has an intense gaze . Someone you wouldn't want to lose.

Kelvin is usually in the gym.

by Lilivivid January 24, 2022

kelvin

short for zero kelvin/absolute zero (the lowest possible temperature); an adjective used to describe something to be the coolest of cool

"your friends are so cool"
"yes they really are they are absolute kelvin"

by megs0224 April 18, 2021

Kelvin Clam Chowder

The act of vomiting into a vagina and proceeding to eat the vomit out of said vagina.

Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.

by Master Bradford June 22, 2016

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Kelvin

Asian. That one scary guy who plays shooter games. Tall and has the most pale skin as a result of not seeing the sun for so long. He's a nice person if you get to know him, he can be clingy as fuck but that's why he's so sweet. I never got the chance to date a kelvin before but if you get the chance to, then you're one hell of a lucky bitch.

Will go and scavenge the deep ends of nhentai.net to find you some good hentai, even if he doesn't like it, because he's so fucking sweet and would do that for you. Please do not leave him on read.

Has eyebags that look cool on him as a result of no sleep. Likes to use emoticons such as ":), :/, :>, :<". Sometimes sought after gay classmates. He can probably drop kick your ass if you make him mad. If this were America then he'd probably be the quiet kid that ends up shooting the school. Did I also mention how sweet he is??

"Goddamnit Kelvin you stole my ace"

"Kelvin please stop beatboxing, I'm dying"

by AMemberOfTheVortexShithole November 22, 2021

Kelvin

Kelvin or The Kelvin - The art of using various filters on social media ( especially instagram ) on a subject . The wilder the filter , the more out of context , the better the Kelvin

Being a Kelvin is not a choice but a way of life

Mahatma Gandhi once said , change your instagram filter and the world will change accordingly thus be the filter you wish to see in the world.

Bro : Hey do you mind if I do “The Kelvin “ today

Bro 2 : chaaaaaaa

Bro : Consider it posted

by KS919 November 22, 2021