Keith

A large burly man with patchy hair and a scruffy beard. In the winter can be found wearing a Kelly green Eagles Jersey or a Notre Dame hoodie. In the summer months he can be seen wearing xtra long basketball shorts and an off white colored wife beater and drinking a Bud Light.

Bro, I went to the Eagles game and got attacked by a group of Keiths.

by kieps31 March 3, 2023

Keith

That weird kid with an afro. He's pretty swagalicious though.

Why is he such a Keith?

by ilikedavid September 27, 2013

Keith

Everyone has a Keith. A Keith is that guy who cheats on his girlfriend and has hella girls on the side. Keith continuously encourages your own boyfriend to be just like him. Don't be a Keith.

"I get so pissed when my boyfriend hangs out with Keith"

by Jlodow March 16, 2017

Pulling a Keith

When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.

You: Hey, what's up man? Want to catch up on things real quick?

Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.

You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?

Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer

A few moments later...

Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?

You: No, he is pulling a keith again.

Other friend: Sigh..again?

by Jerry1986 July 27, 2012

Keith Richards

A highly superior being who created the entire universe billions of years ago. He is also the lead guitarist for The Rolling Stones. Keith Richards did pretty much every drug ever created and is still alive, therefor he is immortal. He is one of 3 immortals in the world. Cher and Ozzy Osbourne are immortal as well and accompanied Keith Richards while creating the universe.

Keith Richards, that guy that doesn't die.

by Tentacle Lovins' August 4, 2019

Keith Haney

A girlboss, famous, iconic teacher.

oh my god, keith haney is such a girlboss!

by girlboss74 December 3, 2021

keith moon

a sexy beast of a drummer. Keith played for The Who, often known for smashing his drumsets, passing out on stage, drinking too much, driving cars into pools, and blowing up toilets.

"Yeah, remember how Keith Moon put goldfish in his drumset?"

by Aliceness February 4, 2010