by Duecebigallomalejigallo August 23, 2017
by x_amazing_craig September 12, 2016
Tall skinny gay guy who sings love songs to his short partner. May also whip off shirt at random intervals. Has terrible tan lines. May be incapable of performing the act of sexual intercourse due to mental challenges.is usually partnered with a short boy of the name "Ryan". has weird hair that has a "wave" in the front. special ability-can change voice from deep to high pitched. not able to shut up or pronounce name more than two syllables correctly. fails at throwing freethrows into the wastepaper basket. ALWAYS misses.
by glowinthedarkmice April 16, 2009
When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.
You: Hey, what's up man? Want to catch up on things real quick?
Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.
You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?
Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer
A few moments later...
Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?
You: No, he is pulling a keith again.
Other friend: Sigh..again?
Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.
You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?
Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer
A few moments later...
Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?
You: No, he is pulling a keith again.
Other friend: Sigh..again?
by Jerry1986 July 28, 2012
A highly superior being who created the entire universe billions of years ago. He is also the lead guitarist for The Rolling Stones. Keith Richards did pretty much every drug ever created and is still alive, therefor he is immortal. He is one of 3 immortals in the world. Cher and Ozzy Osbourne are immortal as well and accompanied Keith Richards while creating the universe.
by Tentacle Lovins' August 04, 2019
by girlboss74 December 04, 2021
a sexy beast of a drummer. Keith played for The Who, often known for smashing his drumsets, passing out on stage, drinking too much, driving cars into pools, and blowing up toilets.
by Aliceness February 05, 2010