Kayden is an amazing kisser, all the ladies love him. He is very forgetful, funny, smart, stubborn, smelly, attractive, and forgetful. You wouldn't expect it but he is packing ;) Kayden has very pointy nipples, and he may seem emotionless, but with the right girl, he's still emotionless. Kayden has a good heart, and he reflects this with gestures as he is not very good at showing his affection through words. Kayden will dick you down if asked. He will eat any food, but he prefers his things stale. His favorite thing to do is play on chess.com and watch pornography, occasionally he will visit his girlfriend.
"Wow! Kayden, he's such a charmer"
"I know, Kayden's dick is so big"
the name of the most beautiful girl i know. she will stay up all night with you, just to make sure you’re okay. she doesn’t realize it, but she’s a wonderful friend. she says things like “i don’t deserve to be loved”, but wrong she is. she’s beautiful, funny, kind, and has a cat. so she’s basically godly.
Dude bro 1: wow who’s that?
Al: oh that’s my girlfriend Kayden, if you hurt her i will put your body parts in a blender<3