smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023

Fuzzy kumquat

A male cats balls

Look that cat has some fuzzy kumquats

by Queen-Stasia June 27, 2024

Kumquat

A word used to describe a massive poo.

There is a kumquat in the toilet bowl.

by 1yeetyboi June 18, 2019

Kumquat

The biggest sloppiest low down dirty crack junkie slut!

Emily is the biggest KUMQUAT

by Mooz33 May 6, 2025

Kumquat squat

when you squat and cum,piss, and shit over you partners penis and moan all at the time

man sally over there gave me a nice Kumquat squat a few mins ago

by measpinner2647 August 21, 2016

Kumquat

Kumquat Is a nickname of a boy named “Ryan” that a group that called themselves “knarp” gave to this boy

Ryan the kumquat is currently on a mission

by Tw.nograpes March 19, 2021