the job's fucked/knackered

Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure.

' I've tried everything, but it's not going to happen.The job's fucked/knackered'.

by Finbarthebad August 15, 2007

Dripping like a knackered fridge

A lady, young or otherwise in a state of high arousal.....often used in N.E Scotland.

Thon Quine wis richt horny, she wis dripping like a knackered fridge.
Or “dreepin like a knackered fridge “

by Sweet JB October 20, 2020

Lower Decker Knacker Jacker

Term to define the males undergarments that would typically lift the testicles or gonads. The more effective type are defined as a jock strap

I had a great pair of lower decker knacker jackers on.

His lower decker knacker jackers chaffed his nuts.

by baabaam May 14, 2022

Knacker mag

This is another phrase for top shelf porn magazines. "Knackers" in this instance refers to your bollocks. A knacker mag is therefore a magazine that you can use to help you get your knackers off.

have you got a knacker mag handy I fancy a wank

by rmp2 January 12, 2011

Knacker whacker

Homemade gun made with pipes and poles with the sole purpose of “whacking knackers”.

“Oul johno owes me a bag of sand and won’t pay so me and the boys ran through the gaf with a few knacker whackers and blew his head off”

by D2 robbery crew May 27, 2025

aqua knacker

To live on a boat

He docked his boat like a boss, he must be a aqua knacker

by Softnut June 23, 2015

dingo knackers

dingo knackers
aussie slang for something that really stands out (similar to dogs ballz)

Hey mate whats the go with that zit on ya head it stands out like dingo knackers

by Giva Schitt February 06, 2017