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kilted handstand

When you try to show off, but you show your ass instead, as a man in a kilt doing a handstand would.
Bob is trying to impress Alice with his dubious car knowledge, and Alice hasn't told him yet that she's been a mechanic for almost 10 years. He's doing kilted handstands every time he opens his mouth and I'm here for it.
by Zulikath October 1, 2025
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kilt

"How's your little brother doing?"
"He got kilt doing some dumbass thug shit"
"Damn rip"
by rfry11 September 17, 2019
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Kilt

Somebody who got roasted so bad there's no other word to describe it...
Yo Marco just kilt my boy Daquan's forehead!
by LordBoros10 December 29, 2015
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kilt

someone of extreme hideousness
man, you see that guy, he’s kilt.
by ava perry March 19, 2021
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kilted kangaroo

A “Well Hung” man in a kilt (Large Junk)
Well he’s definitely a kilted kangaroo from what I have heard
by michaelscofieldswife March 21, 2024
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kilt

1. An article of clothing worn by Scottish people, that appears as a kneelength, usually plaid, skirt

2. A greeting used by Scottish folk, similar to the way Australians use the term, 'Mate'

^ This can be friendly, but can also be rude depending on the context or relationship with that person. (see definition 3)

3. A term used, primarily by Scots, to refer to someone who's unpleasant.
1. "I'm gonna wear a kilt today!"
2. "Hey, my kilt! How's it goin'?"
3. "Ugh, he's such an annoying kilt. I can't stand him."
by soapycarpet February 26, 2023
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KILT

When you complete something awesome or above average in a awesome or above average way
Yo! Did you see that skating trick that person just landed?! Yo He Kilt Dat Shit!
by EXTENDOTHROWED February 28, 2019
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