Key-Slot Asshole

After a plethora of anal sex, the rectum fails to return to a circular shape thus assuming an oblong shape, much like a key-slot.

Girl: Do you remember my ex, Jim?
Friend: Yeah, what about him?
Girl: He had a key-slot asshole because he was gay in jail!

by ChaffedAnus September 22, 2019

Key West

crazy little village ... southern most point of the united states
full of crazy and homosexual people, usually drunk or high
party town

"this town is a crazy party town"
"it's like Key West then"

by crazymofous June 20, 2008

Key’Nesha

Key’Nesha is an down to earth spirit who people instantly love when they first meet her she is funny and smart and just amazing. Key’Nesha can be mean sometimes but only for a reason she cares about her friends like their her blood because to her they are.

Key’Nesha is an amazing person.

by Baby_Kay72 November 5, 2018

Key and Peele

A sketch comedy show involving the two stars, Keegan Michael Key, and Jordan Peele, it is based on or around racism, and nearly every single sketch is fucking hilarious, if you don't watch this show you need to go down to your local veterinarian and have your balls removed so you cannot reproduce

Dude 1- did you watch the new key and peele?
Dude 2- nah man that shits gay
Dude 1- *chainsaw revs*

by ThePsychoticSandwich November 11, 2013

Key Smash

Key Smashing is an action done when someone is experiencing extreme emotion-- generally happiness or frustration-- by slamming hands down on the keyboard and hitting random letters/ keys. It can be in all Caps, lowercase or a mixture of both.

also relates to a asdfasdfasdf

a typical, happy, key smash: " I just got a new puppy! ASDXHFCGJMHJDRERZFD! SOO CUTE!!!!"

by katzpyjama March 16, 2010

key grip

referred to in American and Canadian film-making, the key grip is the chief grip on the set, similar to a foreman at a construction site; the key grip directs a crew of grips, some with specialized skills such as dolly grips, crane operators, camera car operators, etc. generally, the key grip is the director;

"Fuckface! Who here's the key grip?" --Les Grossman questioning why the Tropic Thuder shoot was messed up.

by swf January 12, 2009

Key bag

To place ones sweaty balls on a colleagues key board.

Bryon was always key bagging Amanda's keyboard until she noticed a hair caught bewteen the letter "V" and "B".

by Knutee January 6, 2009