Mud Jousting

The male equivalent of scissoring, except instead of rubbing reproductive organs they rub/scissor each others assholes and sometimes balls. The joust begins when their dicks start clashing.

J: Hey A, let's go get our halter top chainmail and knight's helmet and start Mud Jousting.
A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.
C: Can I join guys?
J: Aren't you always broken?

by MuddyBoy May 28, 2022

Chicken jousting

Jousting with chickens.
Throw the chickens as a sport.

"Did you see that guy chicken jousting?"

by 11f33red January 06, 2014

Tree Jousting

Popping two viagra and running through the bush naked.

What do you want to do this weekend?
Wanna try tree jousting?

by JordanJordan October 29, 2010

Urban Jousting

4 guys standing in a 4-way intersection jacking off into the 4 corners until ejactulation.

Guys! We should totally go Urban Jousting tonight after the party!

by Pickle Toppers November 04, 2014

Reverse Jousting

Reverse Jousting is when you make a double-sided noose laced with razorblades and sprint away from one another as fast as you can. The winner is whoever dies first.

1. My friend and I both lost our jobs, so we're going reverse jousting.
2. Unbeknownst to her. my ex wife and I will be reverse jousting at the signing of our divorce papers.

by Riven Main 420 June 22, 2017

Meat jousting

The act of two men jousting with their penises.

Zach and Travis had a blast meat jousting the other night.

by G+money September 17, 2014

jimmie jousting

1) n: A term used to define a heated internet argument; usually results in both sides having extremely rustled jimmies.

2) v: A term used to describe the act of rustling internet users' jimmies; another word for trolling.

"Look at these two guys jimmie jousting. Surely this won't end well."

"Hey Andy, wanna go jimmie jousting? I bet we can really rustle some jimmies today."

by RunsWithBoars January 16, 2015