Josiah

A fucking short Mexican retard who laughs really loud and too much but you keep him around anyway.

Person A: hey Josiah, knock knock

Josiah: BLAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHEHEHHEHHEHEEEHEHWHEHEEE*GAAAAAASP**WHEEEEEZE* whose there.

by Pretty Dick aka Jimmmy July 1, 2019

Josiah

Trash, loud and not funny

"Shut up Josiah, no one thinks you are funny."

by SwaggeBroz January 11, 2020

Josiah

A boy who is usually lightskin and tall but is not that cute thinks he has hoes but he doesn’t is in love with a girl that would never love him back but he keeps trying

Look at that boy he must be a Josiah

by Dyeudhdheuen.com November 28, 2019

Josiah

Small penis , fuckboy , but only has a pretty smile to cover his fuckboy ways

Josiah is a fuckboy & fw four other girls

by HeeyHoess! September 14, 2016

Josiah

Adj: Pasta noodle arms, tall but cant do anything with his height, shit fighter, trash talks the most, hypes himself up a lot

Hey that kid acts like a Josiah

by I hate josiah’s September 28, 2020

Josiah

Usually associated with the smallest dick.

"Psst... do you know Josiah has a small dick?"

by Menadreyous November 23, 2021

Josiah

Someone who is unfaithful to a girl, especially girls called ‘Grace’, and tends to go on holiday with his ex and enjoys it.

Grace: “Why is Josiah enjoying his holiday with his ex??!”
Friend: “Maybe because he is an unfaithful son of a bitch!!”

by Thanossnapstheuniverse May 2, 2019