Josh

Josh: Looks like the most utter, complete, akward guy in the world, but is just very self conchious...

He loves to write, he loves to drool over the sadest, mopiest films, but later creates the most beautiful piece of writing you could ever know...

He is bullied, but his utter words once the bullies have turned away

are to die for.

This man's words are inspiration from above, it's as if he gets all his great thoughts from God's perfect palms himself.

He has nice, sleek hair, usually your average brunette *hint *hint

His biggest enemy is usually a Jake

Jake's are players, Josh does not like players, because they have no good words to hit the ladies with besides

( ---- me gurl ) LOL

Joshes words can really truly woohoo a girl, and usually she's not going to be the biggest bitch, but the biggest heart..

Because Joshes are poetic, and they want true poetic material to nuggle with.

I need a true Poet friend, like a Josh don't you agree?

by bitchasshoecunthipturner May 17, 2017

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Probably a jew

That kid josh is not a Jew

by Ken steinman May 8, 2018

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A retarded dickhead who is desperate for a girlfriend and for someone to love him. He tries to hard to get back with someone he already dated.

Stop being a Josh

by Lokiman37 March 17, 2018

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Josh is extremely cute, he is very funny and friendly. He is very likeable, however he flirts with a lot of people. He has a lot of friends but doesn't take anything completely serious.

Josh I'm sorry, you're cute and all but I just can't date you.

by Jewish Unicorn June 18, 2018

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