Jort

He is looking nice and patatic, always trains but goes every day to the mac or kfc, when there are random people jort is the shy guy

Person1: hey jort
Jort: …(shy guy)

by Bernatdk November 22, 2021

Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.

Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.

by Letemburn May 2, 2022

jorts gate

an argument between the infamous tana mongeau and brooke schofield at a convention

“do you remember jorts gate?”
“what?”
“like… tana and brooke? yk? like ‘NINE IS CRAZY’ ‘OH SORRY EIGHT!’”

by orodicidiwjnricc July 15, 2025

jorts

Jorts is a majestic sexy queen who is married to nail horan but has often orgys with THE pentagon. jorts is to good for any man besides harry

The Jorts girl is the hottest female I have ever seen.

by shmitters April 29, 2022

Fuq Jorts

a play on words when thinking about Denim Jean shorts representing a very popular person

Ever Since Tony scored the game winning touchdown hes been a real pair of fuq jorts

by kaboob10 August 1, 2019

Jorts

This word in fact does not mean the horrid leg apparel you wore in elementary school, but rather any severe form of genital infection or disease.

Person 1: Yo dude I heard Roy has some serious Jorts!
Person 2: Legit? He better get them checked.

by Mr. Mahjong September 7, 2018

Jort

Someone who is drowning in the pussy. Mainly becausr of his enormous amount of populairity.

Look at that Jort over there, he sure is smashing tonight!

by Yoghurt15 February 26, 2017